Everybody seems to be talking about T-Pain’s brand new chain. Yes, it’s gaudy, frivolous, wasteful and indulgent, but it’s also HILARIOUS! It’s like the “Snakes On A Plane” of expensive jewelry. For making me laugh with this over the top even by rapper standards piece, I will refrain from asking how much the “Big Ass Chain” actually cost to make. You only live once, so if you’d rather spend your dough on chains as opposed to a post-autotune retirement plan, that’s your business.
Courtesy of MissInfo.tv, a quote from the ignorant negro himself regarding his big ass chain:
“10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof. With 32 cars.Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account.I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good. So don’t judge me frm what I buy.Judge me frm what I do.Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family.but thanx yo – T-Pain”
Should answer all your questions about his chain and everything this fool stands for. I’m applying for Puerto Rican status tomorrow ’cause of this ignorant isht. :-/
Coon!!!!
I dunno…I like the Ignignokt and Err chain better…
makes me sad and happy at the same time?
So SO Sad. He could have given out a scholarship or something with that damn money. These people make my skin crawl sometimes.
This coon, his chain AND his comments (as jumbled & nonsensical as his teeth no doubt are behind that grill) has to be THE most ignorant thing I’ve seen this week.
Won’t be needing THIS anymore:
*puts Black Card in shredder*
LMAO @ Miss Behave finding the price quote and T-Pain’s thoughts on the matter! I’m moving to Puerto Rico with you. I might be able to pass now that my hair is longer!!!
LOL @ G.Mo!
@ Ant$, there’s something about the simplicity of this one. It’s straight to the damned point!
@ Lani3000, I completely understand
@ Valentine, I hate to try to tell people what to do with THEIR money that THEY earned, but this chain is a bit much! LOL
This by far is the greatest chain of all time. If there were a hall-of-fame of chains this would be the pantheon of great chains. Up there Ricky Ross’s chain of his own face on his chest. Wow.
-Ed.
Man, I’m getting old…this didn’t even make me smirk…I’m over here saying you damn kids get offa my lawn!
The piece is made by ICEBOX custom jewelry http://www.iceboxcustomjewelry.com/blog/2009/06/07/new-piece-t-pains-big-ass-chain/
What kind of coonery is this? This almost makes me want to cash in my dual citizenship and move to the Philippines.
Catch me in Manila…..
This is a quote from T-Pain defending his chain, “Let’s celebrate the fact a black man can have things like this and still care for 3 kids and wife in a $6 million house with 32 cars. Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account. I don’t do dumb sh*t like this till I know the fams good. so don’t judge me from what I buy. Judge me from what I do. Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family.” This fool is bragging about what the hell he is SUPPOSED to do! Aren’t you supposed to take care of your wife and children? Yeah, but that other nonsense is just coonery!
That has to be the most obnoxious piece of tomfoolery I have EVER seen. And what’s funny is he feels the need to explain his actions. Why? Being braggadocios about it by highlighting just how much everything costs just annoys me.
All of that money could be used to for something SO much more useful. Remember when Scott Storch did all of this? His ass is broke now, and he was that hott sh*t not that long ago. He isn’t going to be in demand all the time. I hope he’s invested that money in stuff besides jewels, houses, and cars. Especially since the later two depreciate and don’t always hold value anyway. Dumb ass. *smh*
i’m glad t pain’s chain got jacked. check the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_7aBCy1uyY
Why Yall hatin on this dude chain….its his money who cares what yall think get a life…his fam str8 that all that matters if he cared what yall thought im sure he wouldve still got it…quit hatin on this dude man get a life
god damn it seems like people just find anything to tear someone down about, especially a successful black mam. Why don’t you people get a life and leave him and his jewelry alone. He has taken care of his family, which comes first and deserves to get something for himself, with HIS money, you have no right to judge him he worked hard for it. All these racist commentors need to just get with the times. I never beleived they’re could be people with such gregarious attitudes towards another, please and if i made a grammatical error don’t say that I am trying to be impudent and stupid . Jesus christ my lord and savior please help this world today.
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