Yesterday, I saw a bunch of stories online about a place called the Heart Attack Grill in Arizona, which basically embraces the fact that it’s bad for your health. They have nurses as wait staff, and they even serve an 8,000 calorie sandwich called the Quadruple Bypass Burger. Basically, if you eat there, you’re telling the rest of the world that you deserve to die.
I do respect the fact that the place is upfront about being horrible for your health. In this day and age of obesity and trans fat bans, a company that has the balls to openly say “Go ahead! Be a fat-ass and have fun taking a couple of years off of your life at our place” is a rarity. Besides, not everyone was for the trans fat ban. My mother swears that McDonalds french fries don’t taste the same since the trans fat ban. She only buys them now in states that don’t have a mandatory ban on trans fat. Mom is a french fry connoisseur, so she doesn’t play around…
I just hope that nobody opens up a bacon joint like that. If so, that’s it for me. I’m going to O.B. in there. Yeah, I said it! I’d accidentally Overload on Bacon, and die with a smile on my face.
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Your mom is a french fry connoisseur? Get outta here! SO AM I!!! Not only were we born on the same day…great minds, great minds!!
LOL O.D.’d on bacon.
LOL O.D.’d on bacon. R.I.G. Rest in Grease
I can never live without my BACON!
An 8,000-calorie Burger?!? That’s basically four pounds you’d gain right then and there! Thanks, but no thanks! Maybe after I’ve slimmed down a lot more.
I saw that spot on one of those Travel Channel joints!!!
and your moms a good woman, I am a potato fiend, anything almost potato”E” specially fries and chips LOL only in moderation tho!!!
I meant “almost anything”..ya’ll be needing an edit feature one time LMAO!!!!
8,000 calories?! Cotdayum! The standard per day is usually measured at 2,000 calories, so this meal, no this BURGER (not even talking about fries or anything else) is FOUR DAYS’ WORTH OF FOOD?!
Naw, I love myself WAAAAAAY too much to do this. And how the hell do you pass that sucker? Now THAT would blow your back out for real!
@ Kayode Kendall, I can’t mess with 8,000 calories in one sitting. That’s almost like a half-assed suicide attempt!
@ CurlyQ, can you cook? We should open up our own bacon restaurant.
@ Wonderlove, LOL @ “Rest In Grease”
LOL @ Phoenix7
@ Miss Behave, I’m sure that thing tears your insides up! It’s not natural to eat that much food(meat, no less) in one sitting.
Honestly, this is smart. Fundamentally, you learn in business and in trends, that if something is trending a certain way, you do the opposite. Clearly I think this is what the owners of the restaurant are going for.
I’d ask the question, do YOU MUTHAFUCKAS eat this ish!???!
LOL
-Ed.
@ ListentoLeon – I got “mad bacon cooking skills”. I can make anything work with bacon. lets chat.
I’ve heard of this place before. The nurses aren’t just nurses, they are “sexy nurses”.
OMG!!!! i know it’s late but dat made me sooo hungry… i feel like doing a 100 sit ups just for watching the video… i hope i dont crave a burger tomorrow… or dream of one tonight, ha ha
That food looks SO good, and I’m cool with death. I mean, I’d rather go out in the middle of an orgy with fifty beautiful women, but a quadruple cheeseburger? I can settle.
LOL @ Malnurtured Snay! Nice
@ Sensuelle i actually wouldn’t mind trying that place out one day, but I’m not messing with that quadruple bypass burger!
@ Babs, you’re right. I should have made the distinction
@ CurlyQ, Yes. Let’s chat
@ Ed, That’s very true
Haha I actually watched this the other day with my friend; I thought it was a creative and smart idea. The only thing that angered me was the fact that you can eat there for FREE if you weight over 350 pounds or something. It’s like they’re PROMOTING obesity!
Plus the biggest hamburger they had was only $13 (if I remember). $13 for that huge ass burger? I’d be full for a week. xD
Kind of reminds me of Disney World; they powered their trains with used fry grease oil that made all the passengers really hungry. :O