Someone Please Have Sex With Kim Jong Il

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Ladies, if you care about the fate of the Free World, I need one of you to get your passport, take a trip to North Korea and give Kim Jong Il some butt. The guy needs to mellow out and relax. People who get laid on a regular basis do not issue nuclear threats. They are too busy being happy and secure with themselves.    

Don’t act like all of you are too good to give Kim Jong a little trim! I really doubt too many ladies can claim that they fornicated with a world leader. Some of you slept with my broke ass (back in my backsliding days), and I’ve always been too poor too make it rain. Kim Jong, however, can make it HOLOCAUST out this b*tch. If you’re willing to do it to some clown you met at the club after a few drinks, you should go ahead and spread your legs for world peace. The Obamas may invite you to the White House and give your vagina a Congressional Medal of Freedom. Watch yourself though, because I’m sure Michelle is going to be ready to beat you down if you try any reckless eyeballing in the President’s direction!

Even if Kim Jong Il is already getting laid on a regular basis, it can’t be good lovin’. Good lovin’ will make you have you focusing on the pretty things in life, as opposed to being the most arrogant and belligerent ass-hat of a world leader in existence.

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13 Responses to “Someone Please Have Sex With Kim Jong Il”

  1. thoughtsofsoutherngal 24. Jun, 2009 at 3:17 pm #

    LOL

    Hell nawl. You silly!

  2. Talib 24. Jun, 2009 at 3:21 pm #

    LMAO!
    Agreed.

  3. Minnie 24. Jun, 2009 at 3:22 pm #

    “spread your legs for world peace”- LMFAO!!!!

    What’s his issue??? He won’t even give in to the charms of Obama. I think the UN should send a tip drill envoy to negotiate.

  4. Bangs and a Bun 24. Jun, 2009 at 3:25 pm #

    Did you just say he’ll ‘make it holocaust’?

    Sweet baby Jesus, I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. Whoo!

  5. Eman 24. Jun, 2009 at 9:58 pm #

    Your BACKsliding days? LOL. Gutty shit.

  6. Mad1 25. Jun, 2009 at 9:34 am #

    This had me rolling this morning Leon!!!!! and lol at “he can make it holocaust”

  7. CurlyQ 25. Jun, 2009 at 11:46 am #

    No you didn’t say ” The Obamas may invite you to the White House and give your vagina a Congressional Medal of Freedom”

    I’m SMDH and ROFLMAO

  8. msdailey 25. Jun, 2009 at 1:32 pm #

    Hilarious, Make it Holocaust!!! lol not nice and funny all together lol

  9. melody 25. Jun, 2009 at 3:48 pm #

    sure

  10. Britt Mindingall 23. Nov, 2010 at 12:52 pm #

    This should be obvious to all. The rest of the world no longer respects the USA because of the POTUS. I sure miss “Cowboy Diplomacy”; it sure seemed to work.

    • ListenToLeon 23. Nov, 2010 at 2:25 pm #

      “Cowboy Diplomacy” is a big reason why the rest of the world hates us more now than ever…But keep on telling yourself that every problem in this country started on Jan 20, 2009 if it makes you feel better.

  11. kal 28. Nov, 2010 at 6:11 am #

    Well how about you go over there son. Who said he doesnt bat for the same team. Spread your butt cheeks for world peace LEON!

    • ListenToLeon 30. Nov, 2010 at 2:47 pm #

      I don’t care that much about world peace. Since this is your f*cked-up brainchild, I propose that YOU fly over there and take one for the team. If successful, I’ll champion the efforts to get your deflowered anus a Congressional Medal of Honor.

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