During the BET Awards, I decided to share my thoughts and opinions with the world via Twitter. If you’re not already following me, then this is a taste of what you missed. These 140 character or less Tweets are listed in chronological order during the course of the entire show: @ListenToLeon I can see why they got Jaime Foxx to host. He’s doing his thing!
@ListenToLeon Lil Wayne’s daughter is almost as tall as him
@ListenToLeon Then again, I’m hating ’cause I wanted to get Lauren London pregnant first.
@ListenToLeon @BET Keri Hilson is turning me on, with her tall slim self :)
3 minutes later…
@ListenToLeon Keri Hilson’s performance would have put me to sleep if she weren’t cute.
@ListenToLeon Ok, Ne-Yo is picking up the slack. This is one of my favorite MJ songs
@ListenToLeon I want to hug a motherf*cker right now. Might just go outside and do it.
@ListenToLeon What the f*ck is this bullsh*t?! Frankie and Neffie? MLK just rolled over in his grave and gave us all the finger.
@ListenToLeon T-Pain is gonna look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame in 10 years thanks to that got-damned chain. #BET Awards
@ListenToLeon For real, if MLK saw the commercials for “Frankie & Neffie” and Tiny & Toya” he’d be like “I marched for THIS SHIT?!”
@ListenToLeon I’m about to take a look in the mirror and say “What’s up”
@ListenToLeon It’s impossible to take a look in the mirror and say “What’s up” without doing the n*gga nod. #BET Awards
@ListenToLeon T-Pain and Soulja Boy make me glad I’m not watching the show around old white people. Too much nigga shit to explain
Upon seeing the “Shenehneh and Wanda” sketch
@ListenToLeon Just glad this isn’t a REAL movie!!! Eddie Murphy, don’t get any ideas…
During Mary Mary’s performance…
@ListenToLeon That song REALLY DOES sound like the gospel version of “Blame It On The Alcohol”
Once more, during Mary Mary’s performance
@ListenToLeon If I could turn water into wine like Jesus, I’d open up a pub.
@ListenToLeon Zoe Saldana = my crush since “Drumline”
@ListenToLeon Keri Hilson and Zoe Saldana = My dream threesome for the week of 06-28-09
@ListenToLeon Damn. New Jack Swing singers left their voices in 1993. #BET Awards
Kevin Durant got in on the Twitter jokes, too
@ListenToLeon RT @KevinDurant35: “Keith sweat hair look like a leather du-rag” – HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Next my friend Courtney chimed in with a gem
@ListenToLeon RT @karamelly “is Drake Jason Kidd’s son?”
Paula Patton got my attention back to where it needs to be…
@ListenToLeon On a scale of 1-10, Paula Patton is a 22.
@ListenToLeon Keyshia Cole and Monica both seem like they carry razors in their purses. #BET Awards
@ListenToLeon Toya from “Tiny and Toya” reminds me of Trina if she was somewhat prettier. #BET Awards
@ListenToLeon I like that they’re showing positive role models along with the usual entertainers on the BET Awards.
Upon Hearing Jay-Z perform “Death of Autotune”
@ListenToLeon T-Pain is gonna throw that Big Ass Chain at Jay-Z’s head for this song
@ListenToLeon Don Cornelius sounds ancient. Like the person at church whose testimony takes 15 minutes to get through.
@ListenToLeon RT @NewscasterStew “Did Someone say Lil Tevin…Lil Tevin Campbell???”
@ListenToLeon Tyrese always sings his ass off.
@ListenToLeon BET needs to work on their 5 second time delay. Whoever is monitoring it must be getting high right now
@ListenToLeon “She Used To Be My Girl” is a pretty way of saying “Your new girlfriend is old news to me, buddy.”
@ListenToLeon Every time I see Debra Lee, I think of her Dr Evil cartoon portrayal on The Boondocks
Upon hearing Wyclef Jean’s inspirational message:
@ListenToLeon Wyclef basically said the same thing Bill Cosby did, but in a nicer way.
@ListenToLeon Ving Rhames as Melvin took it a little TOO “nigga” onstage.
During Maxwell’s performance
@ListenToLeon That’s not confetti falling from the stage. It’s pantydraws.
@ListenToLeon I hate to go Imus on a fellow black person, but Lil’ Wayne is looking like a porch cricket onstage right now
@ListenToLeon This show is LaToya Jackson quality as opposed to Michael…
@ListenToLeon I really feel bad for Janet though. I remember seeing her in concert in the 90′s and she cried for MJ over his legal situation
@ListenToLeon This is nice. At least the show is coming to a good end.
There you have it. I’m sure some ads for the show will still be showing up over here, so you can click on those for rerun show times. I’m too lazy to look it up after all that Tweeting. Hope it amused you. If so, FOLLOW ME!
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Sounds like it was a good show. I have to wait until Saturday to see. it.
“You Tevin Campbell got one buttcheek bigger than the other!”
I don’t follow you on twitter and I ridiculously did all of mine of fb…but, phenomenal dude. You said everything I thought. Minus the thinking chicks were cute parts…lol
mary j. blije need to come back 4 real