I Turned My Swag On
Posted by ListenToLeon on
July 1, 2009
This morning, I hopped up out the bed and turned my swag on. Then, I took a look in the mirror, and said “What’s up.” It was at that moment, I realized something: It is truly impossible to take a look in the mirror and say “what’s up” to yourself while your swag is turned on, without doing the nigga nod. It’s like your head involuntarily tilts back as soon as the words leave your lips. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself when you get some time alone. Please don’t do it in front of other people, because they will think you’re an idiot.
I really wish that word Swag would hurry up and die. I’ve been talking about my obscene level of swagger and grown man machismo on this blog since 2004. Check the archives if you need proof. My swagger BEEN on a hundred thousand trillion! Yet here we are in 2009, and people have beaten the word to death. Popular culture has not only has raped and pillaged swagger and all things of a swaggarian nature, some people have jumped on the word so hard thay they can now use it as a surfboard.
Rappers, singers, niggas in white sun shades, gym teachers, inmates, old men in the club, and everybody else who continues to overuse this word, I implore you to find a new catch phrase. Please let “Swag” rest in peace, and find a new trendy word to beat into the ground.
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6 Responses to “I Turned My Swag On”
Yes die, die a horrible phcukin death never to be resurrected again……..
Peoples overuse of the term who don’t even have it, killed usage for me an extra long minute ago LMAO!!!!
By Phoenix7 on Jul 1, 2009
OMG you don’t even have to be lookin’ in the mirror! Cause I just did it sitting here at the computer and my head went back unconsciously and I was cracking the f up! You’re so silly Leon. Only YOU would think of this shit!
By Natalie on Jul 1, 2009
When Obama was running for the presidency and CNN referred to his swagger, I knew it was time for that word to retire. Oh and take diva with it!
By Wonderlove on Jul 1, 2009
@Natalie: You too? lol…
Unfortunately, “Swagger” isn’t gonna die out anytime soon. Not as long as these young kids are still around.
By brran1 on Jul 1, 2009
“It is truly impossible to take a look in the mirror and say “what’s up” to yourself while your swag is turned on, without doing the nigga nod. It’s like your head involuntarily tilts back as soon as the words leave your lips”…I’m sitting here at this computer and tried SEVERAL times not to do the ni$$a nod but I did it anyway! Damnnit, Tiffanye!
By Tiffanye on Jul 4, 2009
f*ck you! i love swag surfin’! i’m not even entirely sure what it is, but i know i crank it when it comes on the radio.
By Krisha on Jul 7, 2009