I can’t stand it when I see grown men barefoot in public places. It vexes me. The urge to smack fire out these crusty toed bastards boils deep within. It culminates, and I am faced with the choice of either walking away, or yelling out “Put some f*cking shoes on, for Christ’s sake!”
There are numerous reasons for my disdain for barefoot men in public(whom aren’t at the beach or swimming pool). Allow me to share a few with you:
They’re too indulgent. Is your footwear really THAT uncomfortable?! If so, why don’t you just buy the right size, or something that feels good while being worn? People who go barefoot in public are telling the world that all they care about is comfort, and they’ll get it by any means necessary.
They are self-centered. No one needs to see that shit. Cover up your discolored eagle talon man-toenails, because they are making me nauseous. Plus, your feet are still feet, and feet tend to stink. I’m tired of wondering if someone down the hall is eating Fritos, or if that’s just YOUR nasty ass!
They seek attention in a bitch-ass way. If you are a man, you should not twiddle your toes as you speak. It’s unbecoming. It also makes me want to stomp on your foot with all of my might. Not that I have anything against you personally, but that twinkle-toe bullshit is a gross violation of International Man Law.
They are usually nasty bastards. Public floors tend to be dirty, so you Shoeless Joe Jackson ass n*ggas prancing around all willy-nilly are really doing your feet a disservice. Plus, if you weren’t wearing socks with the shoes that you took off, it’s a good chance that you’re going to emit odors and share them with everyone else within nostril range.
There you have it. Four good reasons that I feel the way I do when I see men walking around barefoot on that Eric Benet hippie shit. Let me know if any of you out there can relate to this entry.
Dude the diabetic socks ad on your page is hilarious lol…
-Ed.
I missed it. It’s an ad for “Constant Contact” up there now LOL
It vexes me.
Lol! Me too
” a gross violation!” Indeed
I just saw Eric Benet’s bitch ass run down the hall sobbing..
Oh… I thought this was about women taking their shoes off in the club.. LOL carry on.
But no I agree with ya. Gross!!
I feel you. I stopped at a rest area on I-95 while driving to FL and this dude walked in with NO SHOES and took a piss. I had to cut my dump short because it was so nasty
U’s a fuckin’ foo
Did you just type “twiddle”….*dead*
I feel the same way about women. I hate seeing them walking down the street barefoot. Put on your shoes before you step on an HIV needle!
Mee too.
is there a time when it’s ok for men to be barefoot? my bf won’t show his toes ever, even on the beach he’s wearing sneakers. I don’t think this is normal.
Im sorry, I both love and accept my feet, and I likes me some menfolks that do the same. Does this mean I walk around barefoot all the time? No, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
I remember being at my sex clubs pool party, and I saw a fellow wearing basketball shorts (you know, shit you work out in) and calf-high white socks and white tennis shoes. I said to my boy that there was no way Id ever get with him, cause he was such a tight-ass he couldnt even take his shoes off at a POOL PARTY!
A few minutes later, I saw dude walking around in just his socks. Ooooooo major difference! Yeah, no, that was still non cypher.
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This post is funny! I agree though! I can’t stand when people ride in the passenger seat w/ their feet hanging out the window, or even have them up in the dash! That’s GROSS!
I love barefoot men. Their strong, veiny, hairy masculine feet. Yeah, some are not so great but ya gotta take the good with the bad. What I do hate are barefoot women! Seems they have to constantly take their shoes off and the have ugly, wimpy feet. Give me a man’s foot to caress and toes to suck anyday!
this is really graphic, uck. I am going home right now and washing my feet! Are these people living in the country? like where you can walk on grass and dirt roads? are they just going to the mailbox? Otherwise, I don’t get where you even spot this behavior.
Yeah I agree on folks who put their feet on the dash or hang them out the window. You should have included that because it’s NASTY as HELL. Just indicates that you are TRASH.
My goodness! Black men have issues with so many things, and bare feet are one of them for sure.
Why do you all have such hang-ups and more importantly, why must you be so judgmental?
Leave other people to their own shit and worry about yourself (and most importantly, keep you opinions and words to yourself!) Not every stupid thought needs to be expressed vocally!
Ever hear of live and let live?
Try it sometime!
@ David, speaking of stupid thoughts, when did I become the spokesman for all Black men? The first two sentences of your comment let me know that you are a simpleton. God gave each of us a finite number of keystrokes before we die, so I’m not wasting anymore responding to your dumb ass comment.