In another classic case of angles betraying a brother, the internet is abuzz about a photo that supposedly catches Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy checking out some young girl’s ass. The claim is questionable, at best. News video shows that it was just a bad angle that gives a false Bill Clintonesque appearance to the two world leaders. Just to play Devil’s Advocate, however, suppose Obama and Sarkozy really did take a glance at some random ass. Is that REALLY newsworthy?
Yes, Barack Obama is the President of the United States, and yes Nicolas Sarkozy already has a trophy wife of his own in France…but they are both still men. Men are visual creatures. We look at ass. It’s just what we do! Exercising discretion is the key, because it’s never a good look to flat-out ogle some butt cheeks. To paraphrase a line from the movie “Role Models”, you have to treat booty like the sun: You never stare directly at it.
That said, a guy will slip up from time to time and get caught off guard by a nice backside and become compelled to look. Even married guys. ESPECIALLY married guys, because looking is all they can do in good conscience. In that split second, discretion goes out the window, and “I’d like to hit that” becomes the prevailing thought in your mind. In most men, the mind quickly switches back to whatever the hell else was going on shortly after getting that glance out of our system. It’s only bad in three instances:
- If you yell out “GOD DAMN GIRL!” and proceed to harass her,
- if you are with your lady when it happens, and she sees you looking
- If other judgmental pricks catch you in the act, as this photo almost sorta-kinda illustrates.
I was going to dedicate this paragraph on a detailed analysis of why that girl’s ass is not nice enough, but that would force me to impose my own high standard of tail appreciation on two older gentlemen whom I’ve never met before. Plus, it would force me to objectify our brilliant, wonderful First Lady by talking about her shapely, ample backside and comparing it to some foreign jail bait in some flip-flops. I do stuff like that all the time with actresses and models, so I’m going to show some respect for one of the best role models around for young ladies and refrain from typing such nastiness.
See? I’m not always a cretinous oaf. Nor is Obama or Sarkozy. This photo is a bad angle, like the John MeCain and Sarah Palin one that I posted on here last fall. It did give me something interesting to talk about right now, so I’m glad it was taken. Otherwise, this might be another random entry dedicated to my love affair with bacon!
they need to let obama be and no he is not wrong for looking, heck he’s a man, he is not God, nor is he perfect. i’m sure he has looked at plenty of asses and will look at more.
If anything, I thought Sarkozy had a straight-up “co-sign” look on his face, like he knew what was up, too!
But no, we really shouldn’t be scrutinizing every trivial thing this man does, but let’s face it, the media is going to anyway. They’re waiting for brotha-man to have a genuine slip up that IS newsworthy. Until then, the vultures are more than happy to settle for slim pickens.
I’m a chick, and I’m straight, and I’m a little mesmerized by that ass. Just so long as Obama’s not all, “hey Michelle, check out the ass on that girl!,” who cares?
“I’m a chick, and I’m straight, and I’m a little mesmerized by that ass. Just so long as Obama’s not all, “hey Michelle, check out the ass on that girl!,” who cares?”
That would be a total “Peter Griffin” move on his part!
its really funny how all you obama kool aide drinkers try to defend him..he is a fraud its starting to show..going to be worse president ever not going to be long to prove that!!
@ Rick, this is bigger than Obama: This is about ASS! Don’t lose sight of what’s important.
Leon, I’m listening to you. You call your article “Obama Was Not Looking at Ass,” but proceed to explain that he was looking at ass. Is this the same as:
“I don’t want to take over the banks….”
“I don’t want to take over the car companies…”
“The polar bears are dying…”
What’s wrong with you people? Don’t you understand the consequences of what our government is attempting to do to our economy?
All of their collective actions will destroy our freedom.
WAKE UP!!!
@ Hypocrites Everywhere The sentence said “Just to play Devil’s Advocate” so you obviously missed that important part.
You also missed the memo that this is a comedy site, not a news one. I made fun of Obama’s man-tits on the cover of Washingtonian magazine, so I get tired of people coming over here with pointless comments on how this guy is going to ruin the world, as if the last guy to hold the job didn’t cause these problems in the 1st place. No one is drinking any kool aid…Although it sounds like a lot of d*ck riders are out there using the same uninspired rhetoric when criticizing our current administration.
I think I’m going to put a “Disclaimer for Dumbasses” on my next header to let folks know this site is about comedy.
AND? If he was looking at butt cheeks as long as they are not the butt cheeks of a child, its all good.
The girl in in the picture is said to be 17. Myself as a man who dose look at times. Still I will restrain from looking a teenager.
The is a global recession with loads a doom and gloom going around. This photo gives us all a smile and lets us know that there are real men at the top. I think it’s a brilliant snap!
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=14434947
video above clears obama… sarkozy, not so much..lol
I saw the video, Obama is innocent. I want to say so many things to the people that are trying to slander President Obama, so far he had done a fair job, unlike some other presidents that lead us to another depression. President Clinton got a blow job in the White House and he was an amazing president.
Plus, if he’s a role model, he’s installing male characteristics into the children, because every guy does it and that doesn’t mean guys that look at women that way are pigs or sexist, that’s a normal thing for a man to do.
For the feminist that say “what if that was your daughter?”. Eventually our children are going to grow up and have urges, do things and get married, that’s life.
Thank you for reading.
What?? You are completely delusional if you don’t think he’s looking at the ass. Look at the expression on the French president’s face!
In many cases people are unfairly accused and its a case of a bad angle but THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE CASES! If you like Obama, fine…but please don’t make excuses for him when he does something human.
Thats the first thing he has done that I understand. If I could only understand why he hates this country so bad. He is definitely bent on destroying it.
Barack is not a brother. He is an Arab African American. Legally he can’t claim that he is an “African American”. Why do you think that he won’t produce a birth certificate? His babies’ momma is black. Does that count? If he were check out some guy’s ass, now that would be news!
oh Deborah……don’t ya think it’s time to put that puppy to bed? Really, that’d be right up there with me typing that you’re a Jewish Anti American…hold on, can you prove me wrong? Show dome documents?
What man dosen’t look at a**. He’s human bad angle or not. Would you rather him look at penis?
16 year old ass. Man if I could’ve destroyed the country quicker I’d be grabbin’ me some of that.
What ass? I saw flapjacks! No ass!
“I was going to dedicate this paragraph on a detailed analysis of why that girl’s ass is not nice enough,”
You mentioned it anyway, but the point is, you can’t tell how nice the ass is, UNTIL YOU LOOK AT IT
He has no class. Noway this guy should be President. He’s watered down the office. Has he grabed his crotch yet?
@BarryJames And Bush didn’t water down the office. He could barely speak a three syllable word. He was a coke head and a C student. My GPA is higher than the Ex Presidents. Go sit your ass down some where Barry James and think of more stereotypes you Ass Bastard.
All I gotta say, is that I’m glad we got a phat ass to look at in the White House. Hell, I’m still trynna wash George Bush’s momma from my minds eye.
He was probably wonder if she took some of that “Nassatall”, because I don’t see anything there. People acting like she has a J-Lo or a Beyonce booty, when there is nothing to look at. Move along, nothing to see here!
people that look iam a 13 year old boy and i wanna slap that ass. but obama is the president he gotta be better than us but if i could go back to the past i would vote for McCain
LOL! I gotta say tho, this pic is quite hilarious…I love my president. :)
Everybody likes young azz, plus he probably did not know she was just 16
If Obama was looking at that girl’s ass, who cares. I believe in, look but dont touch. Clinton almost got caught with his pecker in a young lady’s mouth, but all in all, he did an effective job as HEAD man!!!LOL..leave the man alone and let him shine as pres. Rick, you are an idiot, u probably voted for McCain, the warmonger.
I’m glad you pointed this out. Too many people are just attempting to be a Obama hater. It’s amazing that it took several years to even get this freeze frame.
Wonder if he did?
Mister is getting all G on me!!11
man, i haven’t checked out tha video but dude! its hard to convince me that Obama was not ogling at Booty…n watsup wit tha French prez? jeez, i can swear they waz discussin bout that behind. n it aint a bad booty. well, its hard for a man not to look at good booty but as a prezzy u need to be sly at it. i mean am from Kenya(Obama country) but this two dudes look like they actually discussin tha ass right there. Obama looks like he sayin “ma homme, thaz wat am talkin bout!! dayuummm!” n sarkozy can’t help but be amused at his counterpart’s openess.he’s like”hihihi this is one sick cat! can’t he look at it slyishly” anywayz, NICE PIC!!
Leon,
Curious minds would like for you explain why this girl’s ass was not worthy of such ogling by Sarkozy (Obama is innocent. I saw the tape).
Like you said, him looking at some tail ain’t worth the time on Associated Press. Now if he had propositioned her FOR some of that tail, then that’s worth a read.
To: Rick YOU MUST BE A REAL FAG NOT TO LIKE THAT ASS AND KOOL AID!Second who gives a fuck about polar bears!
In the military we are taught that staring more than 3 seconds is sexual harassment.
Brian, some of us have self control and dignity.
what the hell ? have you seen the real video? he was NOT looking at that girls ass. geeshe you people are fools.. do your research and you’ll see how manipulated this pic is
It’s jsut a funny joke, chill out Oscar. Ok so he wasn’t looking, then he must be a homo. There is a remark you can really get pissed off about!