What You Missed Last Night

Next time I tell you to come see me perform stand up…DO IT! I only know of about 3 or 4 people who came specifically to see me, and they all missed me since I performed first(which almost NEVER happens). I’m starting to get the hang of this telling jokes in front of people thing. I no longer wonder if people will laugh at the stuff I say, because it’s inevitable. I think the confidence stems from setting aside more time to prepare beforehand. That, and the fact that I’ve been joning on people my entire life. If a heckler dares to yell out something during my performance, I will take his or her dignity and self-respect in front of a live audience, like R. Kelly at a Jonas Brothers concert. Only, less creepy and disgusting.    

Kevin Hart was doing a show across the street, and after he finished up, he came to Indulj with his friends. A bunch of beautiful ladies followed him, wit Angel Lola Luv among them. That woman is even sexier in person than in the magazine photos. Her ass didn’t look as disproportionate as I expected it to on a woman with a frame as small as hers. Not that I was looking or anything…but sh*t. I was. No need to lie about it.

I wanted to plug my site to Kevin Hart and try to get a role in Soul Plane II or some sh*t like that, but he looked like he was relaxing so I didn’t want to bother the man. I just smiled, admired the lovely ladies, and went home fairly early, considering the circumstances.

I’ll say this again: I will be doing stand up at Indulj again next Wednesday at 9:00, so I advise you to BRING YO’ ASS OUT THERE AND LAUGH AT MY JOKES THIS TIME! Besides, you never know what surprises might be in store, as evidenced by last night.