The internet is buzzing right now over the story of Morgan Haley, a young woman arrested for carjacking and attempting to rob an RV dealership while wearing a bikini. People who commit felonies while in various states of undress can be hard to take seriously, due to the fact that, well…they’re not wearing clothes! On the other hand, you kind of have to take half-dressed criminals seriously, because it’s apparent that something ain’t right about them…
Suppose you’re sitting at a red light, and some guy in a speedo thong runs up and tries to carjack you. Do you start laughing? Or do you say “This dude is assed out in nothing but some stripper draws and Reebok Classics. He obviously means business!” I honestly have no idea how I’d react to that.
In Morgan Haley’s case, she encountered both reactions. The mother who got carjacked decided to play it safe and give up the car. I just hope the poor lady didn’t start begging like Pinky in that scene from Next Friday, talking ’bout “I’m a family man! I got a girlfriend…Got a wife on the side…Don’t kill me, youngblood!”
Once she got to the RV dealership, it was a different story! Those guys must have been thinking “This bitch must have been smoking on SOMETHING! I’m about to snatch her up and shake the HELL outta her goofy ass!” I say this because the did not give up any money, and they held her there until the police were able to come get her.
With the exception of occasional stripper-on-stripper violence, most people who wear bikinis don’t fight very well. The very real chance of a nipple slip or uppercut to the ovaries is a major deterrent. The RV folks knew this, and called her bluff. As a result, Morgan Haley is a trending topic on Google, as well as the victim of a ListenToLeon clowning. Next time, she should wear a ski mask with the bikini. Maybe that’ll work a little better!
Who robs an RV dealership anyway? She had to be loaded on something…
Yeah, they said she was high on some kind of drug. I wonder how many banks and convenience stores she passed on the way to the RV dealership…
Can you imagine waking up from a bender to discover that you not only tried to rob an RV dealership…but that you were in a bikini at the time? That’s a pretty good indicator that it’s time to quit the meth. I think the same thing about flashers…what would be my reaction…Laughing? Being scared? Telling my dad to put on some clothes?
today, two males did the same thing, except their bonds are both over $100000….maybe the bikini swayed the judge?
Maybe so @ Richard. That’s wild…