Anderson Silva Jokes

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Anderson Silva might not look like the scariest dude in the world, but he sure as hell fights like it! I think that’s how he got to be so good. Main man probably spent years walking around in pink shirts and ill-fitting shorts, just waiting for people to make fun of him. Baiting unsuspecting people into giving him a bunch of opportunities to use his martial arts training in real-life situations. It all makes sense now!

Kriss from The Insanity Report said earlier tonight: “F*ck the boogieman…when I have kids I’m telling them Anderson Silva is under their bed if they are bad!” Basically, that would be enough to get me to sit down and be quiet! No one has actually seen The Boogieman do a damn thing to anybody. Anderson Silva however, does stuff like this to people on a regular basis!

I’m going to stop with the jokes now, before Silva decides to make a trip to DC just to crumble me with an elbow the same way he did that fellow in the video clip!

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6 Responses to “Anderson Silva Jokes”

  1. mr.6'5 09. Aug, 2009 at 12:06 pm #

    dude is a beeeeast. his last few fights has been lackluster..

  2. ListenToLeon 09. Aug, 2009 at 2:18 pm #

    Yeah @ mr.6’5. I don’t know if he was just doing enough to win in those last few fights, but he still got the victories so I guess it doesn’t matter. His older fights speak for themselves though!

  3. ebwriter 09. Aug, 2009 at 8:07 pm #

    Wow! Anderson is one of my favorites! Elbows and Knees, is the way to truly finish an opponent off! He is the man!

  4. anonymousnupe 10. Aug, 2009 at 8:47 am #

    I hope “Express” is paying you at least a small stipend.

    I honestly think Dana White probably asked Silva to stretch it out some and not destroy his opponent in some of his recent fights, so folks feel like they got their money’s worth.

    I love his spinning back fist.

  5. danny 22. Jun, 2010 at 1:37 am #

    sorry bro but your wrong i read that dana white was disappointed that silva was fighting like that.he said will fire him if keeps doing that!

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