Lady Gaga and the Wu-Tang Joe Budden Fight

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Don’t act like none of y’all remember this bald headed broad from the infomercials! It’s been one crazy weekend, and it’s not even over yet. Lady Gaga let “her” junk dangle about to and fro onstage, then Joe Budden got jumped by Wu-Tang Clan member Raekwon the Chef’s entourage backstage at the Rock The Bells concert. I’m about to speak on both of these, but first let me clarify that ListenToLeon.net does not condone violence…or chicks with d*cks.    

In the case of what happened to Joe Budden, I can’t say that I’m surprised that things got physical, because there have been harsh words going on all summer between him and various members of the Wu-Tang Clan. The fact that all of them are on the same tour kind of made confrontation inevitable. I just wish it hadn’t gone down the way that it did, with 8 guys coming after one dude.

I met Joe Budden before a few years ago, and he’s a real cool, laid-back guy. Plus, 4 guys tried to jump me back in the day when I was in college, so I know what that bullsh*t is like, too. At least Joe didn’t end up geting a black eye like I did. Then again, I broke the guy’s nose who gave me that black eye. Dude still looks like Sam Eagle from the Muppet Show to this very day, and probably thinks about me every time he looks at his f*cked-up beak schnoz in the mirror, so overall I guess I came out on the less crappy end of the “fight.”

As you can tell, I still get a little riled up when revisiting that situation! So I can understand how Joe Budden must feel right now. We’ll see how this plays out, but hopefully cooler heads will prevail throughout the rest of the Rock The Bells tour.

Now, on to “Lady” Gaga…The jury is still out, but that looks enough like a d*ck to not ask anymore questions. Even if I play Devil’s Advocate and say it isn’t a penis, whatever that thing is has permanently tainted my perspective of her crotch region(no pun intended, re: “tainted”). If that’s some kind of vagina lip, then her snatch is on some Dumbo sh*t. She can flap it in the air and fly to her next concert venue.

However, I am a realist, which is why I am accepting the fact that Lady Gaga most likely has a little boy ding-a-ling dangling. It’s not a career killer, though. People bought RuPaul’s albums, even though they KNEW (s)he was peeing standing up. Lady Gaga will be alright…

Now it’s your turn to speak on the events of the past weekend. Talk your sh*t, people!

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8 Responses to “Lady Gaga and the Wu-Tang Joe Budden Fight”

  1. chanel 09. Aug, 2009 at 2:19 am #

    lmao!

  2. Omari 09. Aug, 2009 at 6:37 am #

    But the question is: would you still hit it?

  3. ListenToLeon 09. Aug, 2009 at 10:18 am #

    @ Omari, HELL NO! This entry should have emphatically answered that question for you LOL

  4. MissJay 09. Aug, 2009 at 10:15 pm #

    That was a penis all day long! WOW!

  5. Wowzers 10. Aug, 2009 at 1:26 pm #

    so wait…since Wale worked with her, what does that mean for his career? hmm

  6. CurlyQ 12. Aug, 2009 at 9:13 am #

    @ Wowzers – I HATE that Wale song. It’s annoying and tired. Nothing original about that track. And the video is pitiful too. Was there no money in the budget that they had to stand in front of a cinder block wall for most of it?

  7. ListenToLeon 12. Aug, 2009 at 6:21 pm #

    I like the song, but just a little bit. His mixtape with 9th Wonder is good though. I’ve been on the fence about this dude for awhile, but now I can say that I like his stuff.

  8. The Anti Wrinkle Cream Girl 10. Sep, 2010 at 7:40 am #

    There are many who critcisze Lady GaGa, I think you’ve got to give her credit. She’s doing a fantastic job of staying in the lime light.

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