Who Does God Sound Like?

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Yes, I went bibilcal on y’all! Which celebrity do you think sounds the closest to “The Voice of God” when speaking? I know it’s a stupid question. That’s beside the point. Just have fun and share your opinion on this random, asinine question which I have placed before you.

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14 Responses to “Who Does God Sound Like?”

  1. ListenToLeon 12. Aug, 2009 at 5:57 pm #

    You can probably already tell which answer I voted for!

  2. Maximillian 12. Aug, 2009 at 6:44 pm #

    yo what about the NFL Films guy, Jon Facenda? They called him ‘the voice of God,’ so…


  3. TC 12. Aug, 2009 at 8:21 pm #

    When I was a kid, I thought God, was Guy Smiley. I ain’t voting for none of these chumps.

  4. Caress Lepore 12. Aug, 2009 at 9:45 pm #

    I always thought it would be James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman but I hope he sounds like Mike Tyson.

  5. The Jaded Voice 12. Aug, 2009 at 10:04 pm #

    I’m thinking Dennis Haysbert.

  6. ListenToLeon 13. Aug, 2009 at 12:34 am #

    @ Maximillian, I totally forgot about him.

    @ TC, that’s hilarious!

    @ The Jaded Voice, I had him on the original poll! “You’re in good hands with Allstate!”

  7. MissE 13. Aug, 2009 at 9:08 am #

    Lmao @ “deep dude voice from Boyz II Men”. He doesn’t have a name? LMAO…

  8. jkc 13. Aug, 2009 at 10:24 am #

    unrelated, but i thought you could use this pic at some point…


  9. CartTart 13. Aug, 2009 at 10:45 am #

    You didn’t add any women?!

    God could also sound like Oprah, Monique, Wendy Williams or Condi Rice. just a thought

  10. MannyWallace 13. Aug, 2009 at 2:02 pm #

    I wonder if I’m the only one who tried to impersonate all the voices to make my decision.

    Furthermore, I picked James Earl Jones…and the first movie that came to mind was Coming To America.

  11. Thembi 13. Aug, 2009 at 7:25 pm #

    Has to be James Earl Jones. Has GOT to be.

  12. The Jaded Voice 13. Aug, 2009 at 11:17 pm #

    @ CartTart– God BETS TA NOT!!! sound like Wendy Williams

  13. ListenToLeon 14. Aug, 2009 at 12:16 am #

    @ Caress Lepore, I hope God doesn’t sound like Mike Tyson. I don’t want to laugh at him when I get to the Pearly Gates.

    @ Miss E, it was funnier that way to me!

    @ JKC, I’ll probably find some kind of use for that LOL

    @ CartTart, God made man in the image of himself. Man gave y’all a rib. Y’all gave us an apple…and here we are!

    LOL Just playing. I couldn’t think of which woman voice to use. It was easier to make jokes about men with ridiculously distinguished voices.

    @ Manny Wallace, that’s how I put the list together in the 1st place!

    @ Thembi, the voters agree with you

    @ The Jaded Voice, I’m with you on that one.

  14. Gee 14. Aug, 2009 at 12:00 pm #

    I had to laugh but then The Husband was voting for Samuel L. and I went with Morgan…

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