I’m attending a family cookout today. Since my mother gives me a hard time whenever I make jokes about family members on here, I will refrain from blogging about the crazy stuff my family does. However, that doesn’t mean I won’t tweet about them! If ever there were a day to follow me on Twitter, it’s today.
It won’t be quite as surreal as Christopher Walken’s family reunion on Saturday Night Live, but I haven’t even gone over there yet and I’m already hearing stories about the trifling mess certain folks have already said and done. There hasn’t even been ONE DROP of alcohol consumed, so it can only get better.
…or worse. Depending on your perspective. Once again, follow me on Twitter for live updates on all of the comedy that’s sure to come.


