Michelle Obama’s shorts, and the public outcry that they brought on, have lead me to one conclusion: There’s some f*cking going on in the White House! Both Michelle and Barack Obama keep themselves in good shape, both are relatively young, and they obviously love each other. This is the first time I’ve ever thought that the nation’s 1st Couple may actually be having Presidential Sex!
Think about it: Nobody cared if either George Bush was having sex. Bill Clinton was doing his thing, but not with Hillary. The Reagans were geriatric in the 80′s, and that was before Viagra even existed. This is the most action that place has seen in a long time!
I don’t blame them, either. Being the President and First Lady can be tough. I can hear Barack now, talking about “Sweetheart, you would not believe the day that I had! People tried to dispute my citizenship…Someone called me Hitler. A bunch of people brought guns to a healthcare town hall…It was draining, and I need to take my mind off of things. Let’s throw on the “Love Jones” soundtrack and go half on another baby.”
I’m sure Mr. President has smoother lines than that, but I’m just saying…You get the point. If you take anything of value from this entry, let it be these two things:
- Leave Michelle and her shorts alone. She looks great, and they’re not too short or inappropriate!
- Barack and Michelle are more than likely knocking over furniture in the White House on a regular basis. It’s only right…
Once again, this has been a ListenToLeon Public Service Announcement.
I agree with both statements. It’s as if the press is having lusty thoughts about the First Couple and are trying to make us look too so they don’t get in trouble for looking.
You’ve inadvertently put the image of the Pres and 1st lady shagging in my head. Many thanks, hun. LMAO!
Well alrighty then. That’s one visual I could’ve done without. LOL!
i can’t even believe this is a topic of conversation (First Lady’s shorts).
SMDH over the cap the media reports on.
Not shocked, they will continue to dissect this family over any and every little thing for obvious reasons. Michelle looks great in her shorts, LOL people have nothing else better to do
DAMN! I can’t see it, but I can only imagine ’cause I heard about it on the BBC about 3:45 this morning.
I have to admit.. sex in the white house would be the 1st thing I’d do when I got there in January. I’d do it in every bedroom in the house…including the Lincoln bedroom. Some how people are freaked out over this. I guess they forget they were human before the election.