I’m sorry, but I do not want to join your Mafia family. To whomever this may concern, please refrain from sending me any more invitations to join you in playing Mob Wars. If not, I just may be forced to send a couple of actual mafia hit men to your house. If you come home one evening and find Frank Stromboli and Jimmy Two-Toes waiting for you on your living room couch, you’ll already know why.
I appreciate that you think that I’m devious, sinister, ruthless, violent or unscrupulous enough to be an asset to your criminal operation, but I am simply not interested. I spend enough time online doing what sometimes called “surfing the net” but is more accurately referred to as “bullshitting” to even think about embarking on another web-based waste of time.
Besides, you never know…Mafia Wars may serve as a gateway to real criminal activities. Since I made a promise to myself that I would avoid getting sent to the bootyhouse at all costs, I’m going to leave Mafia Wars alone. I like women, showers by myself, good food, being able to go places, not living in constant fear of my butthole being desecrated, ect., etc. I’m sure everyone can understand and appreciate that.
Once again, I re-iterate: I do not want to join your mafia family, so please stop sending me invitations.
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Ok then, point taken. But would you perhaps like to be my neighbor on Farmville? You can even come over and take care of my melons if you like. LOL!
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Yeah I get tired of those invites to Mafia Wars on Facebook. Why can’t there be invites for me to play Spades with them? That’s when I’d really whip someone’s azz lol.
Does that mean you only play Pets? lol
Not a chance that you’ll stop getting invites. Just hit IGNORE like most of us do. ANYYYYYY-way…… Did you see this video?http://www.facebook.com/posted.php?id=100704744814&share_id=138696656770 If not, try not to let you bottom lip hit the ground too hard.
All you have to do is ignore the application once and your done.
@ MzVirgo.. Spades IS on Facebook but spades players tend to be less obnoxious with the invites..LOL
Mafia Wars got me addicted as shit…you’re better off not playing.
Crap, that was probably me when I first joined facebook. Hey, are you even a friend of mine on facebook? (BTW consider facebook lite, no apps).
From now on I will only ask you to join one of my other games, like fashion wars, vamp wars, special forces, roller coaster kingdom, pet society (I love that one), fairyland, farmville, diva life, yoville, and more fish games than the national aquarium.
This is what happens when you become disabled and unemployed. *grin*
P.S. COME TO BLOGGER MEETUP PARTY TONIGHT!! This means you!
I can’t lie… there are some games on Facebook that have me hooked… I’m at least in-tune to who I know does play, and who doesn’t.
The hilarious irony about this post: the ad right below your entry goes to a link on how to “dominate Mafia Wars”. Roffle.