Apparently, I had a better weekend than your favorite celebrity. Between Kanye West’s latest outburst at the MTV Video Music Awards and Serena Williams’ on-court tirade at the US Open, I cant say that I’ve gotten anywhere near as angry at any point on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. It’s been smooth sailing for your favorite underpaid blogger, as opposed to my overpaid celebrity counterparts.
As far as Kanye West, he knows when and where to do that diva mess. He knew Taylor Swift was an easy mark, and that’s why he went for it. I’m waiting for him to slip up and interrupt the wrong pop artist one day, like one with anger management issues. You can best believe I’d pay good money to see someone slap Kanye’s sun shades into the third row of a star-studded celebrity crowd. That’s really all he needs is a dose of instant karma on live television. I bet he wouldn’t try to interrupt Serena Williams like that!
Speaking of Miss Williams, I don’t blame her for getting mad at a line judge during a competitive match while frustrated. What I blame her for, is getting THAT mad! I ain’t no bitch…but if Serena Williams confronted me like that, I’d pepper spray the shit out of her! No way I’m giving that woman a fair one! I’m not saying she could whip my ass. All I’m saying is I’m not gonna take any chances!
All that said, I still continue to root for and support both of these immensely talented individuals. It’s just that they left me no choice but to make jokes about them today. Y’all know what I do over here by now. Did you expect anything different? I mean, really!?
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LMAO @ pepper spray her.. yeah don’t take no chances..her guns are bigger than yours and if she pops you with the booty you in trouble! You know you lightweight
Kanye was bigging up Beyonce, but his primary objective was to bring attention to himself. I wish he would have tried to take my shine like that. There would have been some smoke in the city © Bernie Mac.
@ BK, like I said…I ain’t no bitch…But I ain’t no fool either!
@ Jabari Talib, I think I’d have to hit him just because the world is watching him try to steal my moment! It would be the first time an MTV moon man was used as an assault weapon!
It is the fallout from dude yelling out during the Obama speech. Negros tried to hold it in and be cool like The Prez but it ain’t working. Expect more random outbursts to follow. Somebody white might die if we don’t control our temper…LOL
This is no longer worth talking about now that Patrick Swayze’s dead. Let’s prioritize, people!
Seriously though, in the grand scheme of things, this is hardly a blip. I’m not defending Kanye’s actions, because they were uncalled for, but some people’s responses to the whole thing trip me out.
I’m still waiting from a real life apology from Joe Wilson… forget about what Kanye and Serena did!!
LOL at Jabari Talib’s “smoke in the city” commment. I am dying over here. Leon I feel you I would pay big money to see Kanye get bitch slapped too.
My night was made when Lil mama jumped on the stage with Jay-Z.