While returning home from my friend Dave’s party on Saturday night, I drunkenly witnessed some dude getting arrested, and also being the victim of almost but not really police brutality. It was more like “police bullying” or “blue uniform thuggin’” than police brutality, since no blows were delivered.Still, I had to tape it and make jokes, since it was four carloads(one unmarked and three regular cop cars) of officers there to arrest that one fellow.
First off, I really need to make some videos when I’m NOT drunk! I never have a camera present to record the spontaneous f*ckery I witness in life whenever there is no alcohol around. Trust me, I’m funnier when my voice isn’t slurred beyond recognition!
I wonder what this guy did to make these officers so angry? Especially Officer Thick Neck Black Man. He must have said something especially ridiculous to him to get him so upset!
Suspect to Officer: “Your mother is a lazy-eyed, gravy-making whore!”
Officer Thick Neck Black Man: “I will rip your balls off, draw some dots on ‘em and play dice with those motherf*ckers!”
I hope it was thoroughly provoked by something more venomous than that. It would be a shame if it’s a case of KRS-One, Black Cop syndrome, where Officer Thick Neck Black Man was showing off for his Caucasian counterparts.
Last but not least, I want to make it clear that this entry is not some kind of anti-police statement. My brother is an officer, and I respect the hell out of the dangerous work that they do to keep us safe. It’s just that when I see things like this, it makes me think that these officers had nothing better to do and decided to make the night interesting once they got a call about the suspect on this video clip.Tweet