ACORN Pimp Advice

I didn’t want to write about this at first, but ThroatChopU made me think about it again. That whole story about ACORN employees helping folks posing as pimps and hookers seemed too easy a target at first, but it is my civic duty to make fun of these people. I have to crack jokes, not only due to their lack of morals and integrity, but because they are dummies on top of everything else.

Yeah, I said it! The ACORN employees were idiots for trying to help a so-called pimp and hooker asking for advice. I would have never fallen for that nonsense. I wish a couple posing as a pimp and a whore would come into my office asking for advice!

Leon, the ACORN Employee: “Are you serious?! I mean SERIOUSLY serious?! Nigga, YOU’RE the pimp! I should be asking YOU for tips on how to break the law! Don’t come to my underpaid, ‘Heal The World’ ass job and expect me to get fired for you! What the hell type of pimp are you, anyway? Get the f*ck out out my office. Go ask Bishop Don Juan for advice or something…and take the hooker with you!”

I would have seen right through that hidden camera mess. Then again, the folks who were caught appear to be getting what they deserve right now. Here is a little Leon wisdom to take with you this morning: If a pimp ever asks you anything other than “You wanna make this real money working for me?” or “Where’s my money bitch?” it’s probably some kind of set-up. Real pimps already know how to break the law. They don’t need your help!

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4 Responses to “ACORN Pimp Advice”

  1. lola gets 18. Sep, 2009 at 10:10 pm #

    Or, if they did ask someone, it would be another “partner in crime”, not some goody-two-shoes, non-profit workin’ chump.

    L

  2. Wild Safari 20. Sep, 2009 at 12:50 pm #

    What kind of pimp is he anyway with only one ho? He certainly wouldn’t be in the latest edition of “Who’s Who In Pimpin’ 2009″
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  3. rainmayun 21. Sep, 2009 at 11:12 am #

    I think if a pimp asks you “You wanna make this real money working for me?”, that’s also a setup.

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