I hear that Foxy Brown has a sex tape. I have not seen it yet. Am I missing anything? Anything at all? To be honest, I’m not surprised that a Foxy Brown sex tape exists. I’m just surprised that it took this long to get leaked!
Seriously, have you ever listened to some of her lyrics? She’s been rhyming about sex since the 90′s, so this shouldn’t shock a single person on the planet. Were any of you surprised when C-Murder killed someone? The man has MURDER in his motherf*ckin’ NAME!! You’d expect him to at least carry a gun and pistol whip someone every now and then for the sake of authenticity, if nothing else. Same thing goes for Foxy Brown. The woman has been talking about her “ill na-na” for something like 12 years now. It’s about time it was documented on film. I was starting to believe her vagina was some sort of make-believe mythical creature, like a unicorn or Bigfoot.
Speaking of Bigfoot, someone told me that Foxy is kind of wolfing it in her nether regions…then again, I haven’t seen it yet, and I refuse to Google it and find out for myself until I can do so without getting fired. I just hope it’s not true…but if it is, she can blame it on being in jail, I guess.
I also heard from someone else that she’s just going down on some dude in the video, so the “Sasquatch snatch” story may be untrue. I would hate to besmirch the dignity of Foxy Brown’s cooter, so I will stop speculating on their condition from this point forward. Whatever the case, I’ll find out later tonight or this evening.
…For blog research purposes, of course. I’m strictly keeping it professional and business-minded over here!
i kind of feel like a sex tape of hers would be full of high top fades and dragon-printed rayon shirts. and jay-z either crying or asleep in a corner.
I don’t mean any harm – but Foxy always looks like she stinks to me. So the last thing I want to see is her “nether regions”.
I have to figure she released this tape herself after seeing how its helped the careers of others before her (cassie, k.kardashian, and paris hilton).
the very idea is just… icky
It’d be tight as hell if she rapped the entire time while she was riding the D. Maybe then I’d watch lol…
-Ed.
Dying @ CurlyQ!! I, TOO, wanted to say the same thing of Ms. Brown, but didn’t know if would be nice or not. But then again, we are speaking of her “nethers” so I guess it’s okay. I can’t put my finger on it, but she looks like she smells like how the house smells after you fry fish… with the windows closed….. Sorry, Foxy.
@CurlyQ
Yeah! You ever cut open a boil? I imagine she smells just like that only worse.