The Olympics In Rio

by on 02. Oct, 2009 in Hooker, Sex, Violence

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Upon hearing the 2016 Olympics will be in Rio Di Janeiro, I thought to myself “Hookers are about to get PAID!!!” That place already has a reputation for beautiful women and sex tourism. Think about how it’s going to be when it’s literally on an OLYMPIC level! If they’re smart, the hoes are training just as hard as athletes for this. Gotta be ready to get that money!    

By 2016, my trash-talk empire should be large enough for me to afford to take that trip. I’ll just tell my trophy wife that I’m going on a space tourism adventure, and I’ll bring her back a few moon rocks or something. Then, I’ll invest in some full-body condoms and enjoy the Olympic debauchery.

Oh yeah, I have to be rich enough to afford security guards, too. I saw City of God. I’m not getting abducted by a bunch of dirty 12 year old Lil’ Ze looking nigras with machine guns and machetes! My trophy wife probably wouldn’t pay my ransom anyway. She’d let them kill me, collect on the insurance money, then run off with Whore-Hey the long-haired Dominican pool boy she hired.

Well, now that I’ve shared my thoughts on Rio being the site of the 2016 Olympics, I’d love to hear yours. Share, dammit. That’s what the comment section is for, after all.

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    10 Responses to “The Olympics In Rio”

    1. MZ 02. Oct, 2009 at 3:11 pm #

      She’d let them kill me, collect on the insurance money, then run off with Whore-Hey the long-haired Dominican pool boy she hired.

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      Just put in the pre-nup that she has to be married w/ you until 2017 for her to get insurance money.

      Problem solved.

      Reply
    2. ListenToLeon 02. Oct, 2009 at 3:54 pm #

      Good thinking!

      Reply
    3. allawishis 02. Oct, 2009 at 4:17 pm #

      That is the year I retire out of the Navy and best believe I am stacking paper now for that trip. Glad you mentioned the full-body condom, damn sure gonna need it…LOL

      Reply
    4. Anonymous 02. Oct, 2009 at 5:17 pm #

      If you had to go to one, which would you go to – the 2016 Olympics or the 2014 World Cup (in Brazil)?

      Reply
    5. ListenToLeon 02. Oct, 2009 at 5:22 pm #

      The World Cup will probably be wilder, honestly. Plus, it’s 2 years earlier!

      Reply
    6. Ant$ 03. Oct, 2009 at 3:39 pm #

      Tranny hookers about to get paid, too…oh wait, i think all the hookers are trannys…

      Reply
    7. CurlyQ 05. Oct, 2009 at 9:20 am #

      Imagine how many athletes will go home with AIDS after that trip…

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    8. Jason 06. Oct, 2009 at 10:56 am #

      I think by 2016 I should be able to afford that trip if I start saving right now.

      Reply
    9. sunny 13. May, 2011 at 7:37 am #

      waw what a sexy photo i just beleive it it so hot and gorgous and very hot

      Reply

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