You Can Always Tell When A 50 Cent Album Is Coming

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…Because he goes after people with the venom of a king cobra! This Smooth Magazine cover with Rick Ross’ baby mother could be considered crossing the line…Then again, we’re talking about a stripper who got pregnant by Rick Ross. It should not surprise anyone that she’d pose like this with a rapper he’s beefing with.

You know what? I feel like some of my brain cells died just from typing that.

Most rap beefs are about as believable as WWE interviews or boxing pre-fight press conferences. At least after those, you get a fight(or a fake fight). When it comes to rap beefs like this, all you get is a fat rent-a-cop and a muscle-bound jerk trading uninspired insults.

That said, this formula has worked for 50 Cent before, so who’s to say that it won’t now? Plus, his video accusing Fat Joe’s album of sending him to the hospital with noise poisoning was kind of funny.

I mean, the man was brought to TEARS! That has to count for something.

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3 Responses to “You Can Always Tell When A 50 Cent Album Is Coming”

  1. CurlyQ 06. Oct, 2009 at 9:14 am #

    i dont care for either one of them or their music.

  2. ListenToLeon 06. Oct, 2009 at 10:45 am #

    I still like some of their music, but overall, these two are a big reason why I don’t take most hip-hop seriously these days. 50 resorts to gimmicks and publicity stunts when he should focus more on the music, and Rick Ross made his name off of drug kingpin fantasies, but all the while he was an officer of the law(almost). It’s hard to take that stuff seriously…

  3. Ericka 06. Oct, 2009 at 1:08 pm #

    Both of them can kiss my ass. I don’t plan on buying any of their shit because they need to rely on gimmicks and fake beef to sell a record. That tells me right there that I don’t want or need that shit.

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