I know you’ve all seen this Barack Obama photo before, but I would like to take this time out to highlight just how pimpish it is. This dude is leaning back puffing on something in a straw hat. YOU HEAR ME?! A STRAW HAT!!! Not just anybody can pull that off. They won’t even sell you a hat like that unless you meet certain criteria. It’s like those roller coaster height charts, except those hats come with a tag on them which reads “You must be THIS COOL to wear.”
Seriously, if you’d shown me this photo 10 years ago and asked “Is this guy a future President, or A MOTHERF*CKIN’ PIMP?” I don’t think I would have answered correctly.
These random photo jokes came to me after seeing the picture on Olivia Munn’s blog. Blame her, not me!
I’m so glad the GOP didn’t get a hold of that photo during the election. Is that really him?