Flair Hair
Posted by ListenToLeon on
October 21, 2009
It doesn’t get any more pathetic than this. “Flair Hair.” F*cking FLAIR HAIR! Anyone who intends to seriously wear this product out and about is a douchebag to the 10th power. No disrespect to any balding sacks of low self esteem who may be wearing one of these “World Series of Poker” looking visor\toupee combos and reading this.
As a matter of fact, f*ck that. MUCH DISRESPECT to anyone wearing Flair Hair to hide their baldness. You deserve to be clowned mercilessly. I hope someone comes along and smacks that dumb ass sh*t off your head while you’re at some bar in Miami buying drinks for women half your age.
Despite what I said in the first two paragraphs, I would totally buy one of these for comedic purposes in a heartbeat. I have bald friends, so I might be able to do some hilarious social experiments with Flair Hair. If any of you want to buy this utterly ridiculous looking product, here’s how.
Oh yeah, special thanks to Resha for putting this hilarious image in my head this morning!
15 Responses to “Flair Hair”
cha cha cha chia!
By JoJo on Oct 21, 2009
Now this is something else right here. Reminds me of George Costanza’s hairpeice. Defeinately world series of poker worthy!
By lani3000 on Oct 21, 2009
I’m seriously gonna buy one of these, and wear it somewhere just to see the reactions I get.
By ListenToLeon on Oct 21, 2009
[...]giving you a distinctive, 1970s, Bjorn Borg-at-Wimbledon look.
who wouldn’t want that?
By Krisha on Oct 21, 2009
I think it’s wonderful. This allows ladies to immediately pick up on whose esteem is the lowest.
By Ms. Smart on Oct 21, 2009
Lol lol lol lol lol
By Buji on Oct 21, 2009
Dude! I could get one of these and be the Shamwow guy for Halloween!
By Rainmayun on Oct 21, 2009
There will probably be spin-offs to this product. I wouldn’t be surprised if mini-fro versions were on the market in the near future.
By Jabari Talib on Oct 21, 2009
I KNOW I saw a guy with one of these on at the grocery store..I giggled. BUT I had no idea it was a FLAIR HAIR LMAO
By Black Girl Thinking on Oct 21, 2009
Awful waffle.
By {Ms. P} on Oct 22, 2009
Total sidebar to the flame head (die flame head die)… when are you going to be back @ Indulj for Comedy Night?
By DanniInDC on Oct 22, 2009
@ DanniInDC, I stopped by yesterday, but I just watched a few comedians since I didn’t even leave the office until after 9PM. I’m going to try to get back onstage next week though.
@ Ms.P, true. Although this DID get quoted in today’s Express…so it’s not a total failure!
@ Black Girl Thinking, now you know: and knowing is half the battle!
@ Jabari Talib, I also expect to see an afro and/or some dread locks by next Summer.
@ Rainmayun, that’s a perfect costume that won’t cost more than $20!
@ Ms. Smart, I’m sure y’all can already sense those kind of things. At least this way, you can do it from across the room.
@ Krisha, I wouldn’t. Unless it came with a pair of Bjorn Borg style nut-hugger shorts and wooden tennis racket. Then, maybe…
By ListenToLeon on Oct 22, 2009
I just read it. Congrats on that, babes. LOL
By {Ms. P} on Oct 22, 2009
so glad to her you’ll be back on stage soon, i went a couple of weeks ago in hopes of catching you… but i had to sit through about 3 pretty bad (BAD) acts.. dude was talking about a having a spear in his trunk and all you could hear was that dumb ass sound effect Flava of Love used to use when Hottie would blink here eyes..
By DanniInDC on Oct 22, 2009
why these niggas look like guy fieri?
By The Reverand Kareem O. Wheat on Oct 23, 2009