This morning, I heard that the ex-girlfriend of someone I consider a friend was walking around DC dressed as a Nazi on Thursday night. This is a person who has been in my house, drank my liquor and made small talk with me on a number of occasions, so I’m feeling some kind of way about the news.
Actually, f*ck “some kind of way.” I’m pretty damn angry right now! I’m glad I wasn’t there. I’d have said something to her that would have been so hurtful she’s have wished she was getting her ass whipped by Indiana Jones like main man in the photo above, instead of getting embarrassed by me at Steve’s Bar Room in front of people.
I mean really. It’s 2009. Almost 2010. Who is culturally dense enough to accidentally dress like a Nazi? Everyone knows what a swastika means, even the simpletons among us. That’s why anyone bold enough to wear a Nazi costume in this day and age is basically saying “F*ck you Jews and N*ggers” in one of the most tasteless ways imaginable. She may as well have dressed up like a Klansman. It would have been a cheaper costume, since all she’d need is some cheap white sheets and some scissors. Then again, I’m sure someone WOULD have stomped a mud hole in her ass and walked it dry like Stone Cold Steve Austin had she done that.
Now, the question becomes: since she just did some racist sh*t, does that mean that behind closed doors, my friend also does racist sh*t? I mean, he was sticking his thing in her for years, so I’m sure the topic had to come up at some point in conversation. I really don’t want to have to throat chop my friend and put his big ass in a sleeper hold. He’s a good dude. I don’t even know if I should tell him or not, because maybe he didn’t know this side of her exists.
Plus, I don’t want to have to kick his ass. Therefore, I’m just going to get this off my chest over here, and only say something if I should happen to run into this chick at a public place and she tries to speak to me. Hopefully, that won’t happen…but if it does, I’ll have another funny story to tell! Maybe I’m still a little upset about the skinhead encounter I had back in the day, but either way, there’s no justification for wearing a Nazi costume in 2009.
Who really does that? How is that funny? I have so many unanswered questions
tacky.
Leon, as an enlightened white chick living in the Heart of Dixie and surrounded daily by racist idiots of both the closeted and ‘out’ variety, I may have some different perspective than you do…
I don’t know this person, so I can’t say that she isn’t just a raging racist who did something inexcusable, in which case her ass is begging to be kicked into the next century. But unless she has just naturally has a set of brass cojones the size of regulation NBA basketballs, I find it hard to imagine that she’d intentionally walk around town blatantly declaring herself a racist. In my experience, very few of them are quite so ‘in your face’ about it. Instead, my impression is that she’s probably more like 99% of the racists I’ve encountered here, who are actually generally good people but just as IGNORANT as the day is long, and don’t have a frigging clue that what they’re doing or saying is really insensitive and stupid. Some people just seem to be born without a cultural sensitivity gene or something. I think it’s possible that this person never gave a thought beyond ‘oh, this would be original and different’ without thinking that there’s a REASON no sane person waltzes around dressed as a NAZI (for f*ck’s sake) or that it might be highly offensive to people. I bet you anything that if you had been there and called her on it, she would have been clueless about what the big deal was, and maybe mortified when she figured out the message she was putting across.
My point is…if your friend hasn’t ever given you reason to believe that HE is a racist before now, then I wouldn’t assume anything about HIS character…except maybe his choice in women. She’s obviously not the brightest bulb in the box…
Just a thought.
GET IN THE OVEN
I say wait until you see the pictures or get her story before …. (insert violent joke here). I know that sounds kinda lame but like you said its almost 2010, her costume could have been part of routine straight disrespecting nazis, in fact maybe she was the nazi in Indiana Jones getting her ass whoop. The one thing I learned is we can’t enlighten with hate. Because their is some straight ignorance out there. http://hiphopwired.com/14091/student-sent-home-for-wearing-aunt-jemima-costume/
seriously? wtf is the big deal, its a fucking costume? Grow some fucking balls for christ sake.
This, coming from someone who didn’t even have balls enough to leave an email address with his/her comment. Let’s be realistic here, “Dett”.
Just because someone decides to be a Nazi for Halloween does not make them “racist.” It’s freaking Halloween, lighten up! I guess people who dress up as vampires, really suck blood from the living.
Will all due respect Marie, fuck that. There are still Neo-Nazi groups in existence. One of these skinhead groups actually came up to me in Russia and called me a nigger at a train station, hoping to pick a fight. So yeah, it’s hard to “lighten up” when stuff like that still happens to people thanks to the ideals held by Nazis. Anyone who thinks because it’s 2010 folks should just be cool about it is either incredibly naive, stupid, or a closet Nazi sympathizer themselves. I wonder which category you fall into… ;)
AH, fuck that, marie was right. Besides, there are tons of black folk callin’ white people honkeys and crackers and they don’t get no steam over it. And how dare you generalize all people who disagree with this post is a smelly ass nazi sympathizer. You need to lighten up. Racism is rampent in all people groups. White callin’ black niggas and blacks callin whites honkeys n’ such. Don’t be such a pussy.
So you will kill a kid with a nazi costume?
Beating someone because of what they wear kinda sounds like being a Nazi. The ppl on this blog are so blinded by indiscriminate hate. I was a Nazi zombie from the movie Dead Snow over Halloween, I didn’t wear any Swastika’s but some ppl obviously were still offended, and rightly so. but the intention was to be a character from a movie, not to be a Nazi.
this past year i went out as an enlisted man from the german army…….swastika armband and all. this year i am going to be a Luftwaffe officer
This is stupid as fuck. Like someone else said, grow a pair. Halloween is Halloween. Would you seriously get so “offended” that you’d blame your friend and threaten beating this poor girl up? That’s no friend at all. If you can’t take a joke, then you don’t deserve to have a friend. Dressing up as a Nazi doesn’t mean she is praising them, in fact, she could be making fun of them. It’s your opinion, but your opinion is pussy shit. If I ever see you on Halloween I’ll rip you a new asshole because apparently you find it so acceptable to do that to an innocent girl having fun.
Queer.
Speak it bro!
First off, you’re an idiot with limited reading comprehension. Second, you’re not gonna do shit, so stop typing empty threats. Third, It’s funny that you end your rant with another kind of slur…which says a lot about the reason your bitch ass posted here in the first place.
WAZ UP NIGGAS?
Oh and if this offends you, lighten up… after all… this is a humor site…
YEAH I SAID IT!
@ Saxton, I appreciate your dim-witted attempts at humor and your obvious passion for the subject matter, having come back to comment 5 times and all. However, you suck at comedy…but judging from the fact that you’re doing all this weirdo shit, it seems like you have bigger issues on your plate than worrying about my opinion on people in Nazi costumes. Seek therapy…and thanks for the repeated page views. My advertisers surely appreciate it!
And you saying you want her to get the shit beat out of her is comedy? Maybe you need therapy…
Saxton returned! And with another of his oh-so-clever comebacks! Seriously, why does this bother you so much? Who knew Nazi sympathizers were so sensitive?
This guy is probably wearing a swastika snuggie & snuggling with a teddy bear with a Hitler mustache resting on his busom.
and he jerks off to Birth of a Nation. Wow! If this right here doesn’t show how fucking ignorant people are, I don’t know what does.
I dressed as a nazi this past Halloween. I think u just got to take a BIG chill pill!
I think it’s silly to be so sensitive in this day and age. I personally am a history enthusiast and a collector of militaria of all nations and time periods. I have items from Nazi Germany, England, Soviet Russia, Japan, American Union, Confederacy, etc.
I think people are narrow minded to make assumptions about someone elses thoughts on racism. I have a complete Nazi uniform, and while I haven’t worn it at Halloween, I wouldn’t have any qualms about it. I’ve dressed as a Viet Cong Guerilla before and people liked the originality of it. I didn’t get flack about it because they killed, or tortured, or imprisoned American soldiers. The truth is when you dress as military figures of other nations, even those of nations who aren’t always held in high regard, it’s not to be racist, hateful, sympathize, or promote an agenda. I personally respect the fighting soldiers of these nations because whether you agree with some of their ideals of them they are following orders and fighting for whatever cause they believe in.
Are re-enactors racists? There are plenty or German, Vietnamese, Confederate re-enactors out there who are white Americans who participate in these events as living history or have an interest in the time period as I do. If this person was dressed as a Soviet, whom people seemed to forget that Stalin purged millions of his own people before WW2, would you get bent out of shape? How bout dressing as a Confederate soldier or officer? While it’s not stooping as low as Klan robes, would that be racist? Am I racist for owning some of these military items?
People need to really get over themselves. A major issue here is people can’t mind their own business and worry about what others are doing or thinking. Do I agree with what someone says or believes or dresses? Of course no, but if this person is not bothering me or anyone else then they have the right to wear, or think what they want. That’s what makes America what it is. Was she going around spouting off Nazi ideology? Was she insulting or acting racist?
Get off your high horse, get your ass off your shoulders, and worry about something more important that effects your own life. I for one have more important things to worry about in my life than to worry about someone wearing a costume I don’t agree with.
if you saw a man dressed up as Custer would you complain?
what about a Union or confederate soldier?
what about a japanese soldier?
or a British soldier?
or a knight?
or a Soviet?
german?
i have seen people walking around wearing jackets with Communist flags on them and wearing communist hats in the winter…and noone says a damn thing even though they were WORSE than Hitler. they murdered nearly 20,000,000 people…including members of my family. ill put the number of people that each one killed or wounded.
germany- 12,000,000
USA- 15,000,000
japan-30,000,000
Russia- 40,000,000
England- 60,000,000
i myself dressed up as an east german for halloween and i had a group of people make comments about me because they were too stupid to realize what my costume was. i took a class that specialized on pointing out atrocities and i think that you, my friend, should look at American history before you judge someone else.
American war crimes-
1945- 200,000 bombing of hiroshimo and nagasaki
1945- 250,000 bombing of dresden
1945- 15,000 rapes
1952 70,000 Iranians killed
1954 – 120,000 Guatemalans killed
1954 – 1975, 4,000,000 Vietnamese and Cambodians killed.
1965 – 3,000 Dominican Republicans killed
1965 – 800,000 Indonesians killed
1973 – 30,000 Chileans killed
1975 – 250,000 East Timorese killed
1970s – 1,000,000 Angolans killed
1984 – 30,000 Nicaraguans killed
1980s – 80,000 El Salvadoreans killed
1989 – 8,000 Panamanians killed
1980s – over 700,000 Libyans, Grenadians, Somalians, Haitians, Afghanistanis, Sudanese, Brazilians, Argentineans and Yugoslavians killed,
1991 – over 1,000,000 Iraqis killed, including over 500,000 children
as one last side note i do not appreciate the fact that you and everyone else “forget” their own crimes. my family was killed by the Soviets and i can tell you that they were the most savage, brutal bastards on the face of the planet. they were a thousand times worse than hitler. at the end of WWII their soldiers went into Berlin and they raped over 2,000,000 women. they raped anyone between the age of 2 and 88
and they would rape women 15 to 1
they deported multi millions and shot millions
if you think the nazi experiments were so bad why is it that American scientists use the information gleened from those experiments? why is it that America pardoned japanese war criminals that had experimented upon US troops in order to build chemical weapons. the man who put america into space was an SS scientist. look up american human experimentation and you will see that they experimented on black people up till the 60s and 70s. the Nazis just so you know got the idea for their racial policies from the jim crow laws of the South. the Nazis were inspired by American sterilzations. you need to read history and you will find a great deal of things that are glossed over and are forgotten because it would tarnish the american idea of home of the brave. i was ashamed to call myself an american after learning that the US governemt murdered and experiemted on millions of its own people…you should be ashamed too. the Germans at least recognize what their nation did…you should at least be mature and responsible enough to accept yours
Once again, who knew folks are so sensitive in defense of Nazis? These long-ass comments are quite passionate LOL
It’s in the defense of the first amendment you fucking dumb cunt. It’s Halloween lighten the fuck up and stop being ignorant.
I’m an Afghan veteran and I would give 2 shits if you decided to dress as a jihadi for Halloween; guys who have killed my friends and nearly killed me.
You being so aggressive about a fucking costume and wanting to subvert the 1st amendment makes you a Nazi yourself. so STFU!!!
Once again, Nazi sympathizers are a sensitive lot. Especially considering this post is 2 years old…which means you’re sitting somewhere scouring Google looking for random shit to aggressively type responses to like a little bitch.
I’ll blame this keyboard courage of yours on PTSD, that is, if you really are who you say you are. You might be lying about that, which would actually make you WORSE than a Nazi…