The Not Actually Gay, But Very Gay-Looking Workout
Posted by ListenToLeon on
November 11, 2009
The Shake Weight, a.k.a. the “Theoretically, you can get muscles from jerking off” machine. I wouldn’t want to use this thing, because it could lead to disaster. Suppose it’s a late night and your lady is too tired to give you any. You sneak off into the bathroom to rub one out, but since you no longer know your own strength thanks to your Shake Weight workouts, you accidentally rip your d*ck clean off. How do you explain that to ANYONE?
All silly scenarios aside, I had to make fun of this commercial after it was sent to me via Twitter. It was easily the most unintentionally homo-erotic commercial I’ve seen in a long time!
6 Responses to “The Not Actually Gay, But Very Gay-Looking Workout”
LMAO @ accidentally rip your dick clean off!!
Man this is like the gayest thing EVER!!
By Ericka on Nov 11, 2009
Damn dude… this is hilarious. I would be scared I might be in some kind of horrible wrist accident. How do you explain that to your friends and employer?
By Hassan on Nov 11, 2009
Why is it marketed only to men? I think it could work for the ladies too don’t you? ;)
By Bronze Trinity on Nov 12, 2009
@ Bronze Trinity, apparently, they listened to you! I put the ladies commercial up today
By ListenToLeon on Nov 12, 2009
using the term “no homo” in this ad would actually be appropriate
By NYer :[ on Nov 18, 2009