It is a must that I comment on the Tiger Woods incident. After all, this is a comedy site. The facts are unclear at the moment, but the more the news reports this story, the more it looks like Elin Woods went Carrie Underwood on her husband, our beloved “Cablinasian” golf sensation after rumors of infidelity began to spread. Part of me REALLY wants to find out if Tiger got his ass whipped by his wife, Lionel Richie style. The other part wants this story to go away, because it’s really nobody’s business but Tiger and Elin Woods.
To me, the worst part about this story is the police involvement. The fact that they are going through this much trouble to investigate a 1-person car accident involving no drugs/alcohol and where no one was critically hurt, says one of two things. Either:
- These cops really don’t have shit better to do with their time, or
- Someone is trying to dig up some dirt so they can sell it to TMZ and get PAID!
I was in a 1-car accident before years ago, at almost the exact same time in the morning. Just like Tiger, I was not drinking when I hit a tree. In my case, I fell asleep behind the wheel after getting some trim earlier that night over in a Howard University dorm that is actually nicknamed “The Ebony Sex Palace.” What happened after that, was the police made sure I was alright, made sure I wasn’t drunk or high, then gave me a ticket for “failure to maintain lane” and left me the Hell alone.
That’s why when I hear about all these attempts to talk to Tiger Woods about the incident, I say to myself “Don’t these guys have some real crime to fight somewhere?”
Tiger is not helping his own case by being vague in his statement. Then again, if I were him, I wouldn’t tell the world everything either! Best case scenario, he wanted a late night Slurpee from 7-11, and just can’t drive worth a damn. Worst-case scenario, his wife went for the pan of hot grits like Mrs. Al Green, which caused Tiger to run for it. Next, he got in his SUV, and Elin Woods decided to “bust the window out his car” which further scared the shit out of him. While in a state of sheer terror, Tiger screamed like a bitch, fainted and ran into some stuff. Either way, it’s not a good look.
Tiger, I hope it all works out for you ad Elin. If not, well…you’re rich and talented, so it’ll be alright.
I have to agree that he made it worst with his “vague” answers, which really give the implications of infidelity. Why is an “accident” a personal family matter? Hmmm? Obviously he doesn’t have a publicist because they would have put a spin on it so that it wouldn’t make the antennas of gossip/tabloid sites perk up. lol
And honestly, the cops down in Windermere DON’T have anything else to do. My cousin is Tiger’s neighbor(live in the same community). Nothing but multi-million dollar homes and a golf-course. This is like a multiple homicide(for them)! LOL!
I really need to start watching Glee regularly. Can’t believe I missed that. And, um, yeah, everyone needs to ride out of Tiger’s business. I was watching CNN shortly after it happened and I just couldn’t believe they spent so much time on it.
I agree with you 100% Leon%! As soon as this story came out I knew something was up.
Carrie Underwood would’ve let “Jesus take the wheel”!
TMZ has ruined the world! They’ve turned the regular media into blood hounds with a nose for drama. Tiger’s already done all that he needs to legally. The fact that folks want him to give up the details just to satisfy the public’s need to know everything is just sad.
Regardless of what Tiger did nowadays to his family. In my heart, Tiger is nonetheless the legend of golf. I assistance you Tiger!
You notice that after all this media sensation and reports of his wife doing a Carrie Underwood on him. Not sure I get that? Anyways, the point is that Tiger hasn’t returned to the dominant golfer he was before the incident. The mental part of the golf game can be more problematic than the physical aspects of the game. Only time will tell if he returns to his glory days.
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