This old school Hai Karate commercial laid the foundation for all of the testosterone-fueled clips Americans are force-fed during most sporting events and prime-time shows popular with young men. I wonder what Hai Karate used to smell like? More importantly, this dude karate-chopped up his own living room in order to avoid being raped! I wonder if he’s taking her to court or something.
I’m thinking WAY too much about this, huh?
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LMBAO!
I actually remember Hai Karate. My father’s was in the linen closet next to my mother’s bottles of Charlie and Babe. Hai Karate was a mess. It smelled strong and cheap. Kinda like Brute, if you remember that.