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My Refrigerator Is NSFW | Yeah...I said it

My Refrigerator Is NSFW

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My refrigerator is decorated with Obama and ass. Click here if you don’t believe me(slightly NSFW). I live down the street from a strip club, so booty fliers get littered throughout the neighborhood. Since unsolicited ass is literally being littered about, why not be creative with it? This was not my original idea, but I think that I have taken the seedy strip club flier torch, and run with it quite impressively!  

A few areas of note in the photo, for those who aren’t afraid to open this at work:

  • Note the smile of glee on Barack Obama’s face. Yes Mr. President, I’d be happy to be surrounded by all of that, too.
  • Right next to the Cherokee D’Ass flyer, there is a magazine photo of DC’s “Transgender Prostitution Task Force” on the fridge. It was initially put there because the Task Force itself  looks like it’s made up of a bunch of strong-face man-hookers, thus it was slightly amusing to me. Now, it just scares me so I plan on replacing it with something else soon. Another flier, maybe?
  • There is a Polaroid of our old neighbor Johan on the fridge for some reason(the hairy White/Latino looking fellow below “Phat-A-Licious Fridays”). I would have replaced it by now, but it’s so damn random that I haven’t messed with it. His random white man afro gives the refrigerator character and an understated dignity to go with all those hind parts scattered about.
  • I now invite you to take a closer look, just to show you how f*cked-up my sense of humor can be. Yes, that is a YWCA magnet directly below that ass-crease. Yes, the magnet says “Eliminating racism. Empowering women.” Yes, President Obama is once again gazing at strippers with a look that says “Yes, we can!”

I guess what makes this truly funny to me is the fact that I rarely ever actually go to strip clubs. It usually takes someone visiting from out of town, or an event like a birthday for me to go to one these days, and even then, it’s never my idea. Whatever the case, I see strip club owners are doing well without my business, since they have money to keep flooding my neighborhood with flier after flier. As long as this continues to happen(and as long as I don’t get a live-in girlfriend who makes me take that shit down), I shall continue to keep the stripper fridge looking fantastically tacky.

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8 Responses to “My Refrigerator Is NSFW”

  1. naydia 22. Jan, 2010 at 10:43 am #

    LOL YOU ARE A MESS! AND I THINK IF YOU EVER GET A LIVE-IN GIRLFRIEND SHE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE TYPE WHO DOESNT REALLY CARE ABOUT THE BOOTY COLLAGE ON THE FRIDGE…IM SAYING SHE HAS TO BE SUPER RELAX AND COOL TO SHACK WITH LEON…

  2. Miss Behave 26. Jan, 2010 at 1:09 am #

    I can’t help but notice that like me, you have a VCA magnet on the fridge. But the difference is, I own a pet.

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