What the Hell is going on with Gary Coleman these days?! First he beats up Scottie Pippen with a gang of little people, now this?! That mugshot is one of the most horrible of all-time. It’s easily up there with Nick Nolte, James Brown and Allen Iverson. It’s not as scary as whoever this guy is, but still…This is pretty damned bad!
The picture above does not say “Whatchu’ talkin’ bout, Willis?” It’s more like “Willis, I am gonna murder the f*ck out of you! Don’t go to sleep!“
Enough about that mugshot…I want to revisit the Scottie Pippen incident. In case you haven’t seen this clip, Scottie Pippen was making a cameo appearance in a film, when Gary Coleman hit him over the head with a phone, and then a gang of little people attacked him. I’m not even going to talk about how wrong Gary Coleman was. I’m more concerned with the fact that Scottie Pippen let a bunch of little people kick his ass.
Damn Scottie. That’s a crying shame. I wish Gary Coleman and his little gang would try to hit me with a telephone and jump me! I’d punch Gary square in his good kidney, then use him as a human battering ram club to take out all those big head motherf*ckers! I’d hit Gary so hard, it would knock the ash off his elbows. Then I’d stomp a mud hole in the first little person to hit the ground, and walk it dry.
That show of force would be to provide an example of what’s going to happen to the rest of those ornery sons of bitches if they even once fix their mind to even think about jumping me. Technically, a group of violent midgets a considered a gang, therefore,it’s OK to SHOW NO MERCY! Fighting dirty against a gang is not forbidden; rather, it’s highly recommended for self-preservation!
Gary Coleman and Scottie Pippen, thank you both providing me with joke material. I hope you’re both able to move past these incidents in the long run. Also, to any little people reading this, please know that I’m very sympathetic to your plight. That is, unless you attempt to physically attack me. In that case, I’m going to beat you like a government mule. Have a nice evening.
In that mugshot, G Coleman looks like that chimpanze that ate that lady’s face last year. I’m saying, I know rednecks talk about black people looking like monkeys and all, but it’s hard to argue against that with pictures like this circulating….dammit Arnold!!!
Whatchu’ talkin’ bout, Leon?!?
Although I’ve never seen one, the assault on Scottie Pippin looks like what I’d imagine the start of a gay porn video might look like.
Gary Coleman looks like Yoda!