This Black History Month, not only am I going to learn about the past contributions of African Americans, I’m going to MAKE some Black History of my own! I’m not sure what I can do in 28 days to get myself listed in the history books, but damn it, I’m resourceful. I’ll figure out something!
Below is a list of 5 things I can do to make Black History in 28 days.
Leon can make Black History this February if he:
- Mends fences with his former Menudo bandmate Ricky Martin and organizes a tour with them & New Edition, thus bringing the Black and the Brown people together.
- Saves the life of someone more relevant than himself…but it might mean that he could die, so damn that.
- Organizes a “Why’d They Give Us The Shortest, Coldest Month of the Year” benefit concert and get Black History Month switched to July so we can have cookouts.
- Sits Al Sharpton down and convinces him to cut off his perm.
- Sits Jermaine Jackson down and convinces him to cut off whatever you call that greasy hair helmet he seems to be wearing.
If you all have some better ideas of ways that I can make Black History this month, let me know. I’m determined to accomplish this goal, and have my name entered into the history books alongside George Washington Carver, the ORIGINAL MacGuyver. Only thing is, MacGuyver ain’t on George’s level. Let’s see MacGuyver defuse a time bomb with a peanut, then maybe we can talk about it. Until then, George Washington Carver > MacGuyver.
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July sounds great to me. The District could have it’s own Black History month if the national change didn’t work out. Black folk would have a good time and the events would help the economy. I say make it happen.
6. Make the chicken the national symbol for Thanksgiving instead of the turkey
I don’t know, Leon, Al made a lifetime pact with James Brown to never let go of that do. Here are my suggestions:
Volunteer to administer meds at a methadone clinic in Detroit.
Arrange a DeBarge reunion tour sans the crack pipes.
Challenge Creflo Dollar to live off a $20 a day budget for a week.
Leon, I suggest that you seriously try to obtain numbers 3-5. If you can’t do that then I would say you try to convince Lil Wayne to stop impregnanting so many Black women.
You already made history being the first black pretty dude named LEON!!
But for your next 1st Black history moment, you should be the first Black to win a crab eating contest..
First black mayor of DC to NOT smoke crack (I dont care what anyone says FENTY SMOKES CRACK)
First black athlete to not give into groupies
First black straight male stripper
Good ones true2me!
Yea, he is the only handsome Leon I know. LMAO!
True2 and Wonderlove..Leon is a strong black name isn’t it, like LeRoy and Darnell, Tyrone etc
LMAO……but I think it suites this guy just fine LOL