For your Valentines Day listening pleasure, I present a collection of love-inspired music. That, and the most vulgar album title and cover art of all time to not include curse words or nudity. So go ahead: Get some stank on your hand!
The track list is as follows:
Pharrell – That Girl Just a lovey-dovey feel-good song.
Bilal – Love Poems Makes me think of sunny days for some reason.
Lenny Kravitz – It Ain’t Over ‘Till It’s Over Gotta respect a man fighting to keep his love!
Dwele – Open Your Eyes A great remake of a great song.
Marvin Gaye – Come Live With Me Angel If you don’t like this song, it’s probably because you’re not getting laid tonight or something. Deal with your misplaced dry-dick aggression.
Luther Vandross – Don’t You Know That Luther is synonymous with Valentines’ Day.
Con Funk Shun – Straight From The Heart I’m pretty sure this is what pimps listen to when they make love.
Case – Missing You For those of you still pining for someone from your past, Case is making the song cry so you don’t have to. With your punk ass.
Sade – Love Is Stronger Than Pride If you love someone, get over yourself and do what you can to make it work. Plain and simple.
The Dream – Fancy It ain’t tricking if you got it, according to The Dream. Plus the last minute of this song is the sh*t!
Robin Thicke – Sex Therapy This is the part where you should take extra precautions not to get pregnant. You’ve been warned…
Carl Thomas – Lady Lay Your Body More classic hump inspiring sounds…
Zo! feat Sy Smith – Crazy You Another nice remake. I need to hear the original version.
George Michael – Father Figure Don’t act like you don’t like this sh*t. Fronting is not allowed on Valentines Day!
Jon B – They Don’t Know When it feels like it’s you two against the world, this song sums it up.
Groove Theory – Hello It’s Me I love Amel’s voice. You should, too!
Mad Cobra – Flex Pretend you’re at the beach and get make believe sand in ungodly places to this song.
The Isley Bros – Between The Sheets People have been getting butt to this song for decades now. Why not put it here?
Ne-Yo – Single Ladies, if you don’t have a man, I’ll be your boyfriend. At least ’till the song goes off…
Scarface – F*ck Faces Instrumental I was going to put a bunch of clever dialogue over this instrumental, but technical difficulties stopped all that. Either way, you can add your own soundtrack to it!
Download the mixtape here. Enjoy, and let me know what you think of the music and my classically trashy album art in the comments section.
LOL Thanks Leon!
Youse a fool for that pic!
I’m aroused and offended… truly a juxtaposition….teehee I said position.
what, no Akenele…Put It In Your Mouth?
Thankies!
You are a pure fool! Funny stuff..
OMG Leon you’re such a nut. You got some good ones on here though. Now we know what you play when the lights go out;)
I laughed so hard I think a little poot came out!
LOL !! and you finished with Scarface .F%*& Faces
LOL !! and you finished with Scarface .F%*& Faces
“Flex” Wow!! LOL!!!
Love the leopard shirt…meeeoooowww…music is dope!
You forgot to put “Close the Door” by the late, great Teddy Pendergrass on your list. But be careful with that song. Women have been known to get pregnant by just standing too close to the speakers when that song is playing.
It’s kind of like second hand smoke. You don’t have to be smoking a cigarette to catch lung cancer. You can just stand next to someone who is smoking. Same with “Close the Door”. Women don’t have to be having sex with Teddy to get knocked up. Just be near a recording of his voice.
That’s what this girl I “knew” in Annandale told me anyway. Been paying child support because I played her some Teddy while we were kissing….hmm…now that I think about it…this b*itch is probably lying to me! Yeah! Me and the girl are black and that baby looks Chinese. I’m gonna go kick her azz and get my money back.
Thanks Leon.
Wow thanks! I love mixtapes. However, the cover art is disturbing to say the least :/
Not “Get Some Stank On Your Hand”!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Leon,
You are definitely on point with this. And the title: Priceless.
My, that’s quite a mix you got going…Me likey.
I think i want a poster of this cover! Love the curls.
Leon, I know I’m later than Neffie’s period, but just so you know, the song ain’t by confunkshun. It’s the avaerage white band. :O)
@ Delesha, I looked it up a few different places. It is indeed Con Funk Shun http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Con_Funk_Shun
I think the AWB song you’re referring to is “A Love Of Your Own”
@ Nicole, thanks. I’ll see what I can do about that poster!
@ Caviar Jones, thank you
@ Kayode, I thought it was genius, too
@ Candy, sorry you feel that way!
@ M Slade, stories like those are why the Maury Povitch Show exists
@ Jenny, thanks. That robe is rather pimpish.
@ Valentine, you know you like that song too! LOL
@ Van Buren, I couldn’t help it!
@ Keisha, glad I could amuse you to flatulence.
@ Nicole, I usually don’t play any music ;)
@ Lesha, thanks
@ Pinky, you’re welcome
@ Will, not this time!
@ Sasha, yes, you did say “position.” How’s your roommate doing? LOL
@ Soulrific, I thought it was tastefully done!
@ Wonderlove, you’re welcome
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You’re album cover…It’s the business, nasty but the business nonetheless.
Can we add Dim the LIghts by Duele and Raheem DeVaughn please? If you’ve never heard it, definitely Youtube it. Fantastic list. I’m checking to see if most of those aren’t in my MP3 player about now.
And just because I feel some kind of way today, What? No Cam’Ron “Suck it or Not?”
Oh I forgot, that’s not love…that’s something else…hehe
Sure wish there was a PLAY button on this page, Cuteness. I’m at work and evidently mediafire has done offended my company… :-(
I didn’t make one combined audio file for this mixtape, but if you come back tomorrow, I can put YouTube links to all of the songs up here so you can listen that way. I didn’t even think about that before, so thanks for giving me that idea!