I just found an ad network check in my laptop bag from October. I’m pretty successful at this blogging thing, but not successful enough to literally LOSE MONEY like that! The check was just for $30, but I’m saying…I can do a lot with $30! For instance…
Things I could do with $30
- Ball out at Chik-Fil-A until I require medical attention.
- Visit a strip club and make it lightly drizzle.
- Buy some art supplies and paint a portrait of Abraham Lincoln riding a gay unicorn.
- Go to Target intending to buy one thing, and leave with a whole bunch of random impulse purchases.
- Have phone sex with someone in Thailand for about 13-14 minutes.
- Take a date to the movies and sneak in our own fast food.
- Get another random and slightly offensive t shirt.
- Buy a domain name/website, like washyostankinass.com and invite people to post photos of folks that smell bad.
- Donate it to charity in order to get right with karma…
- Invest in the finest pair of sun shades the liquor store has to offer.
As you see, the list goes on and on. This is why I am trying to get my life together and better organize things. Please feel free to share your suggestions of things I could have done with that $30 in the comments section.
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I can get my nails done, eyebrows arched and a pedicure on one foot.
Let’s sneak in Chipotle…I’ll bring my BIG purse.
OR you can send your luggage round trip on an airline. Um…you won’t be able to travel with them though. Luggage only!
Buy heineken. Dinner and Vogue and or Elle Magazine. Perfect night in!
Buy myself a movie ticket at MagicJohnson’s & a small bag of popcorn – sneakin my own bottle of water.
Damn – you had me flashing back to when that $30 would last me all weekend. Ah the good old days.
Now it will just pay for A meal at a good restaurant.
I could definitely buy some bootleg turquoise J’s for $30 right now at the barbershop…
-Ed.
You could buy 7 plates of bacon from IHop and then use the other $15 to pay for your copay to see the Cardiologist.
I’d go to the dominicans and get a rollerset or go to rainbow and buy an outfit for the club that night complete with shoes
LMAO. The Blog AND the comments are hilarious.
Shoot, with my $30 I’d go to Starbucks to get a drink that I KNOW will make me sick, get $10 worth of gas, then stop at the pharmacy to refill my Vicodin prescription to combat the pain from the Starbucks.