What is it with lawmakers these days? Rep Eric Massa (D-NY) resigned from office, claiming there was a health care conspiracy aimed at ousting him. The entire time, it turns out that he was being investigated for groping male staffers along with other inappropriate behavior. In the course of a week, this guy has gone from elected official, to alleged dick-toucher. That’s a pretty steep fall from grace!
I find it funny because he owned up to using “salty” language and apologized for that, yet he started a conspiracy theory before admitting his inter-office ball juggling. If I were one of his staffers, I’d want an apology for the groping more than an apology for the language. Then again, I’d have kicked his lawmaker ass for trying to touch my f*ck stick…so I’d probably need my own lawyer right about now.
Stories like these make me realize that I need to be more politically active on a local level. I can’t just sit back and trust clowns like this guy to make decisions that affect my life!
In an unrelated yet also homosexual note, congratulations to all of the gay couples who got married in DC today. I’m glad you all now have the legal right to love one another, engage in domestic disputes and endure ugly divorces just like us straight people. Enjoy!
Dammit, NY! Get it together…I can’t with all the dick-grabbing, hooker-hiring, homophobic LOSERS people keep electing.
SMDH!
I went to a 97% white private school and it seems like common practice among white males known as “sack tapping” has made it way from the high school halls right up the chain of command to the board room. Whats next bi-weekly meetings followed by a titty twister or the dreaded purple nurple.