My internet has been down all weekend. I’ve had to use my phone in order to check my email and occasionally send Twitter updates. You can call me an internet addict if you want to, but I’m pretty frustrated about not being able to do what I want to do online. I have a lot of funny stuff to write about in my life these days, so to be slowed by something like this is unacceptable! Sure I went a few years where cable was already magically connected at my place and I asked no questions whatsoever…but I’m actually legit now so there is no reason for this to happen.
I say we take it to the streets! My loyal ListenToLeon readers, I need you to follow these three commands:
1.) Organize groups of angry people
2.)Go to your nearest local Comcast office
3.)KICK SOME ASS OFF UP IN THAT BITCH!
Upon further thought, those three commands might not be too wise. I don’t want to be the first man to ever get arrested for inciting a riot from a comedy blog. My acts of mayhem are usually done in the name of “guerilla marketing” or “performance art” as opposed to “let’s beat the sh*t out them bitches!” I’m not that type of guy.
Maybe a letter writing campaign is in order. Who knows? Enough letters to their corporate people may lead to cable companies who care about your needs. Ones whose wireless internet works reliably with the high speeds that are promised on commercials. A cable company whose employees do not say “I’ll be there between 9AM and 4 PM” then show up at 6:30. Let’s get to it, people!Tweet