I recently read a story about chili pepper so hot, the Indian military is using them to make grenades to combat terrorists. Think about that one for a second: Chili pepper so extreme, that you can make actual military-grade weapons out of ‘em! They say these bhut jolokia, or ghost peppers are 400 times as hot as the hottest Tabasco sauce in existence.
As I type this, I know at least one of my crazy ass friends is thinking right now “If it’s that hot, I gotta try it! They ain’t made a chili pepper or hot sauce that I can’t handle.”
To that, all I can say is, I am not legally responsible for whatever happens to your ass should you actually get a-hold of some weapons-grade chili and knowingly put that stuff in your body. Don’t sue me because you’re the dummy who decided to eat the stuff they make bombs out of., just to prove a point. I mean, look at the way main man is grinning. He’s thinking to himself “Some stupid American is going to try to eat this tonight, and I will laugh as he cries like a little schoolgirl in front of everyone!”
To all of you out there, please don’t be the butt of jokes should you ever happen to travel to India. Leave that ghost pepper alone!
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i hope the usa is smart enough to ban this because i know someone will try to slip this on some fool…
wow – the guy in above pic’s teeth are highlighter yellow.
I heard on NPR last night that there’s a burger place in San Antonio, TX that puts thest on their burgers. It was crazy – you have to sign a waiver before they’ll make you one, the cooks have to wear special latex gloves to cook them…insanity