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KFC's Slow Death Sandwich Is Here | Yeah...I said it

KFC’s Slow Death Sandwich Is Here

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Fried chicken. Bacon. Cheese. Then, MORE fried chicken. While part of me is disgusted by this new KFC Double Down sandwich, the other part of me is thinking “Leon, you like all of these things individually, so why not try it?” Luckily, my inner n*gga(which is rejoicing at the news of this sandwich) is not strong enough to overpower my common sense, which tells me that this sandwich is a heart attack waiting to happen.

Trust me, if I find out I have some terminal illness and they only give me 6 months to live, then this sandwich is going to have V.I.P. status on my bucket list. Since I’m not slowly dying, I think the only way I could eat one of these in good conscience would be to split it in half and eat it over two days’ time. Otherwise I might need to order a heart defibrillator and just keep the paddles on standby.

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9 Responses to “KFC’s Slow Death Sandwich Is Here”

  1. CreolePeach 12. Apr, 2010 at 5:59 pm #

    For some reason I think of the Little Shop of Horrors when I look at this picture. Like the sandwich is just going to open up and say “feed me seymour”. I feel my arteries closing just looking at it.

  2. chanel#1not5 12. Apr, 2010 at 7:19 pm #

    I guess KFC isnt following the trend that almost all companies with common since have decided to adopt….the whole “healthy living” one…the one that shows that the key to success is to be innovative not regressive. This meal is not following the times and it wont last through the summer. Even MCDICKS (McDonalds) has stepped their game up and saw massive profits from putting fruits and veggies on the menu….Times are changing, movie theatres are even doing away with the sh*t that clogs your arteries…KFC should be ashamed of themselves….
    Killing consumers=less profits

  3. NAYDIA 13. Apr, 2010 at 10:00 am #

    KFC HATES BLACK PEOPLE…FIRST THEY HAD THAT MESS WITH THE FREE CHICKEN HAVING PEOPLE ACT A FOOL THEN THEY COME OUT WITH THIS SANDWICH THAT SPEAKS TO THE “INNER N*GG*”…i SEE A GROUP MORBID OBEASE PEOPLE GETTING A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST KFC….

  4. jazzyfbaby 14. Apr, 2010 at 1:49 am #

    I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY WAS THINKING WITH THIS THEY BUGGED OUT. TRYING TO KILL US DEAD

  5. Rich 14. Apr, 2010 at 6:25 pm #

    Well I’ll admit it…

    I tried that summbitch. Why? To say that I did it. I rationalized it by getting a side salad and a Diet Coke combo.

    You would think 3 things you love individually would go great together… it was mediocre at best.

  6. Sensuelle 18. Apr, 2010 at 1:22 pm #

    Omg!!!! Dis looks nasty!!!!

  7. ChellBellz 19. Apr, 2010 at 7:44 pm #

    The only reason i don’t object to this is because my fat ass melts cheese on my chicken…fried and grilled….I eat sometimes use bacon instead of ham in my Chicken Cordon Blue Recipe when i can’t find Ham….Other then that…this is pretty gross given the fact that it’s processed chicken, and I cook all my things fresh…and most of the time fried to me in dipping my chicken in bread crumbs and egg…and then baking it so technically it isn’t fried.

    I heard one of those patties has over 900 something grams of salt…so you put two in there and thats like all your salt for the day…

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