Fried chicken. Bacon. Cheese. Then, MORE fried chicken. While part of me is disgusted by this new KFC Double Down sandwich, the other part of me is thinking “Leon, you like all of these things individually, so why not try it?” Luckily, my inner n*gga(which is rejoicing at the news of this sandwich) is not strong enough to overpower my common sense, which tells me that this sandwich is a heart attack waiting to happen.
Trust me, if I find out I have some terminal illness and they only give me 6 months to live, then this sandwich is going to have V.I.P. status on my bucket list. Since I’m not slowly dying, I think the only way I could eat one of these in good conscience would be to split it in half and eat it over two days’ time. Otherwise I might need to order a heart defibrillator and just keep the paddles on standby.Tweet