Yesterday, a man on the street tried to sell me sex coffee. Seriously. Sex coffee. The “Magic Power Coffee” flier he handed me claims to be “the world’s first ‘aphrodisiac coffee’ for him & her!” I’m not going to get into the fact this guy must have thought one of two things:
1.) I look like my sex life needs all the help it can get. Like I might consider using sex coffee next time instead of the date rape drug.
Or…
2.) I look like someone who has WAY TOO MUCH sex, so I’d totally be into some freaky-deaky stuff like this.
Like I said, that’s neither here nor there, because I would rather discuss the product itself rather than explore the motivations of a street corner sex coffee salesman. I personally have never associated coffee with sex. I associate coffee with waking up, which in d*ck joke terms could metaphorically be associated with sex. That said, this product is worthless during normal coffee-drinking hours because of the fact that unless I’m different from most men, there’s no need to wake up that part of the body at the crack of dawn. I get morning wood damn near every day, even when I wasn’t dreaming about sex.
Actually, that’s kind of scary because theoretically all it would take for a crazy chick to rape me is some chloroform and a little willpower. I need to set up security cameras when I get wealthy, so I don’t end up on the Maury Povitch Show. Just in case, I’ll purchase a few of those home paternity tests that BET Interactive keeps running ads for at the top of my site.
Damn it, I’ve strayed from the topic again. We were discussing sex coffee, correct?
I have not checked out the sex coffee salesman’s website in detail yet but here it is, just in case you decide to buy a box, then try it out with someone special. Or, you can drink your sex coffee with someone whose name you don’t remember the next morning. I’m not judging what you do on the weekends. At least not to your face. If you do decide to try out the sex coffee, let me know how you like it.
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all I wanna know is where you get that pic??
From the sex coffee site.
this takes going and grabbing a cup of coffee and getting to know each other to a whole other level….
This is funny, I can’t see the pic or click the link from here, but all I can say is if Starbux put it on the market, the stock would triple, the line would not just be out the door but around the corner and people would be drinking it lol
I use it and sell it becuse it works
My Biz site http://www.CoffeePoweredSex.com/biz
Ralph