I hate the internet sometimes. Who starts these celebrity death rumors? Really? I want to know so that I can find these people offline and beat them, just like in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. I usually let these clowns slide, but they went after Bobby Brown this time. BOBBY MOTHERF*CKIN’ BROWN! The self-proclaimed King of R&B! You start death rumors about Bobby, and I’ve got to blacken your eye. That’s the bottom line.
Could anyone else have managed to still be cool in a pair of biker shorts and shoulder pads while sporting a Gumby haircut? I know my reader demographics: Half of you probably lost your virginity to Roni, while the other half was most likely conceived to it. You see what I’m saying here?! Bobby Brown is that important in the time-space continuum of mankind.
Who knows how many people Bobby inspired before he got on that crack rock? For all we know, Barack Obama might have settled for being a singer in a barber shop quartet if Bobby Brown’s My Prerogative had not inspired him to move on to bigger & better things. Now, instead of being known in Chicago as Doo-Wop Barry, he’s the first Black POTUS.
Alright…that last one was a stretch, but you get my point. Don’t be cruel. Leave Bobby alone!
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And who inspired Clinton to lie about gettin’ head from Monica? He said, ‘Ain’t nobody humpin’ around!’ Leave Bobby alone!!
I must admit i got felt up for the first time to roni! Oh the shame Leon the shame!
OMG!! DooWop Barry?! Time out Leon!! In the corner 10minutes!