NBA Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy is claiming that Delonte West of the Cleveland Cavaliers had sex with LeBron James’ mother. I usually don’t write about gossip and hearsay, but this rumor is hilarious to me. Delonte West is a motherf*cker. LITERALLY! The whole situation leads me to ask the following questions:
Was fear of a LeBron James ass whipping the real reason why Delonte West was riding on a motorcycle through MD with more guns on him than Antonio Banderas in Deperado?
How does Calvin Murphy know the truth? Was he doing it to LeBron’s mom too?
Is this why LeBron looked like he stopped giving a sh*t during game 5 of the Celtics/Cavaliers series? Personally, I wouldn’t want to be teammates with that high yellow motherf*cker either!
Delonte, you’re in the NBA…You mean to tell me, you couldn’t find a woman that’s NOT your teammate’s mother to have sex with instead?
Yes, I know…It’s nothing but speculation right now. I also know that my statement after the third question is a true case of the pot calling the kettle high yellow. Nonetheless, I hope it’s not true. I’d hate to picture LeBron’s big ass in a room somewhere crying to total strangers like Sir Smoke-A-Lot from Half Baked. If it is true, there’s no doubt LeBron’s cougar mom and Delonte’s lack of discretion will factor into the decision should James leave Cleveland for another team.
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I guess in this case wwe can say “he smashed the homie’s mommy”… Lmao…
OMG, the comments above are hilarious and so is this blog. I’m a die-hard Cavs fan and am very sad to see Lebron have to go through this. I hate to admit it, but if this is true he is definitely leaving Cleveland. Shame on Delonte. SMH
Calvin Murphy says it’s true, but Mr. Murphy may just be looking for some attention. I doubt LeBron will address the issue.