If I were President Obama, I would have been threatening to kick people’s asses LONG before today. When you’re the Leader of the Free World, people blame you for stuff when things go wrong. When you are the first black leader of the Free World, people blame you for stuff that happened before you got the job, along with other people’s screw-ups which had nothing to do with you in the first place. I feel that Obama messed up by trusting BP to oversee fixing the oil spill that they caused…but I also feel that he’s getting more than his share of criticism over the tragedy that’s wreaking havoc on the Gulf Region.
Basically, I am shocked that it took him this long to go hard during an interview. That is to be commended, because if I were the President, I would have been calling people out way before this. I’d have been one very memorable Angry Black Man president!
The Healthcare Debate
President Leon – Oh, so you Republicans are just gonna vote against EVERYTHING I suggest!? Everything?! REALLY?! You know what? F*CK YOU. F*CK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!
The Gulf Oil Spill
President Leon – What?! What the f*ck are you looking at?! I didn’t cause the spill! I was on the phone with Kofi Annan and them when this sh*t happened! I should kick your ass for acting like this is MY FAULT! Punk b*tch.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
President Leon – If gay people want to go fight for our country, why the f*ck not? As long as they follow orders like everyone else, things should be fine. It’s not prison, people. There will be no ass-rape epidemic. Quit being homophobic b*tches. Ol’ scary-ass n*ggas! If you’re really worried about that, TRAIN HARDER! You’ll be better soldiers, and you’ll be able to fend off any butthole advances.
As you can see, I will never be suitable to run for public office. As far as President Obama, I hope he can continue to deal with the bullsh*t and avoid having an actual President Leon moment on national television!
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You sure like to apologize and make excuses for “dear (teleprompter) reader” Leon it’s unbecoming of you.
And technically he’s mulatto.
@ Ol Bubbleguts, no apologies here. It’s just that I can relate to being the only black guy in a corporate setting, where you have to be twice as good as the next guy to get half the credit for what you’ve done. Besides, Obama reads that teleprompter 100 times better than Bush did! To think that someone with such a poor level of reading comprehension had access to our country’s nuclear launch codes is rather scary! LOL
As far as that “mulatto”comment, what difference does it make? That’s kind of silly, considering all it takes is one drop of black blood in you for most Americans to consider you Black…But either way, thanks for commenting. I love the name! LOL
love the name?
Enjoy the pain?
Subsidize my charmain?
Just playing MUH MAN you are mega awesome.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa great post, you are so totally right!!
His critics are the worse, he’s being blamed for the rain today and the upcoming Hot Humid Hazy weekend.
Hilarious! Hi Leon, I’m new reader, and you literally have me slapping my knee right now. FUCKIN hi-larious, fukin true, and my sentiments exactly! rock on, sir!
F%@K obama and all you low lifes that voted for a black man,not caring anything about America.just that a black man is pres.blacks like welfare,food stamps.Sec8.anything free that they don’t need to pay for.thats whats wrong with america.black what what other have worked hard for.and I will kick your ass one day soon
@ Boatman, no one respects people that make internet threats. Anyone can type tough on a keyboard. Besides, I can see where your comment came from…so theoretically, I could make a special trip to VA and take an aluminum bat to your skull if I took what you said seriously…but then that wouldn’t make me any better than you, now would it?
Long story short, you are an empty threat-making idiot.