I am the only ass-clown I know who manages to lose his house keys. This is truly upsetting. I did not even realize that they were gone until I went to the gym yesterday after work and looked for them, since my membership thingy is on the key ring. I figured “Oh, I must have left them at home.”
After my workout, I went home and searched the place upside-down to no avail. That’s when I said to myself, “OK. Maybe they are still sitting on my desk at work. I’ll get them in the morning.”
So today, I get in the office, search my desk, and the only thing left to say to myself was “Shit.”
This is not a good feeling. I’m forced to do a mental inventory of all the things that were on that key chain. The keys to my place. The keys to Grandma’s house. My Giant grocery store club card. My Borders Rewards card. The keys to the car I totaled a few years ago. A key for a lock I can no longer find…
O.K. I think that’s it. As much as my pockets like the freedom from that jingle-jangle-jingle when I walk, I hate the fact that I have to go get keys made this weekend. This is some bullshit!
That does it. I’m doing something about my absent-mindedness! My life is going to get more organized, even if that shit kills me! I’d much rather plan myself to death, than wander around aimlessly through life while figuring out ways to break into my own house in the summertime heat.
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Dayum Leon I feel your pain young here goes my my very recent story of lost keys… why the night of the Erykah/Janelle show on the way to constituion hall, we had to park dayum near on GW campus, and it started raining hard as shit whilst walking a mile to constituion hall and tryna hurry up didn’t want to miss Janelle, so we jumped in a cab, would you know keys in hand, left them in the cab seat, that didn’t dawn on me til after the show O_O, had a spare non alarm car key, in my coin purse where I keep it just in case, and I had to drive all the way to Accokeek to get my spare set my mom keeps, FOBS, house keys, gym thingy, parents house keys, and alarm car key..which is $230 to be replaced…called cab company lost and found for three days, then I get a call from my gym manager asking if I had lost some keys cause a guy called the gym saying he had found some lost keys with a gold’s gym flash thingy and left his info amd the gym looked up the serial number on the gym flash thingy and called me……..AHHHHH, Halejulah, picked up keys from 1 D after I talked to cab diver thanked him over and over, God blessed him… etc lesson learned ALWAYS,immediately drop keys in purse after er erkin the car alarm ;-)
Leon Did you check the clothes hamper…i leave my keys in my pocket and they end up falling to the bottom of the clothes hamper all the time!
I found them! @ Nay, they were in the downstairs bathroom. I left them on a shelf in there, and didn’t see where I put ‘em!
I still need to get my life together! This had me entirely TOO stressed out!
@ Orange Star, I’m glad your situation worked out the way it did, and you didn’t have to replace that alarm car key.
I have lost things that were right in front of me! UGH! Very frustrating! Glad you found your keys!
I just stumbled upon your site looking for a picture of keys… I work on a project called Phone Halo. We created something to prevent the problem of losing keys, phones, and other valuables.
Glad you got your keys back! If you have a second to check out our site, would love to hear what you think.
Best,
-Christian