Jesus, Can You Please Turn Down the Heat?

by on 07. Jul, 2010 in Hot, Jesus, Satan, Weather

Dear Lord and Savior,

Could you please turn down the heat a little bit? It’s literally hot as Hell out here in DC! I’m pretty sure I just saw the Devil himself on K Street, in a straw hat using a church fan. You know, the one with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s picture on the front and some funeral home ad on the back. It’s that serious!

I apologize if this seems blasphemous, but it is the fault of the heat. Somewhere, Al Gore is saying “I told y’all so. Bitches.”

If you could do me this one solid Jesus, I’d really appreciate it. Then again, if you’re going to start answering my prayers individually, maybe I should ask you for something a little more meaningful than better cookout/happy hour weather. I’ll get back to you once I’ve finished that list. Amen. Hallelujah. Later bro.

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    4 Responses to “Jesus, Can You Please Turn Down the Heat?”

    1. tracey k in ohio 07. Jul, 2010 at 4:19 pm #

      Laughing my behind off!!! I haven’t been here in a while, but I see you’re still crazy as EVAH, thank God. We got the 90′s up here in Ohio – nothing even near DC’s 102!!! Cracking up @ you seeing the devil! Love it!

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    2. Metro Man 08. Jul, 2010 at 11:52 am #

      MLK Church fan, FTMFW!!!

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    3. LoudPen 08. Jul, 2010 at 5:09 pm #

      I love the church fan reference. I grew fanning myself with those. Brings back good memories.

      Reply

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