Love at first sight exists, and her name is Zoe Saldana. She has replaced Lauren London and Alicia Keys as the holder of the top spot in Leon’s Celebrity Crushes. I’d put a grizzly bear in a rear naked choke until it taps out for a date with Zoe. I wouldn’t even expect her to put out at the end of the evening, although it would be nice, considering that I just whupped a grizzly bear for her.
Zoe, if you’re reading this, my time is coming. I’ll be wealthy and even more awesome than I already am thanks to this sh*t-talk empire that I’ve built. If I were you, I’d start dating me RIGHT NOW, and get me before all this creative potential completely kicks in. I mean, NBA teams draft for the future…you should date for it!
Just a thought…You sweet, sexy thaaaang, you! ;)
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She got engaged to a white dude named Keith Britton about a month ago. Alicia is pregnant and Lauren London has a kid by Lil Wayne. My celebrity crushes, Ananda Lewis & Vivian Green, aren’t even on TV anymore.
It’s been a rough year.
*DEAD* @ You sweet, sexy thaaaang, you! ;)
@ Jabari, I’m not surprised. She’s fine AND an A-list actress, so it was just a matter of time before the Hollywood bammas got her. I haven’t been on any celebrity gossip sites for a minute, so I have no idea who’s f*cking who anymore!
As a result, my Celebrity Crush List will remain intact, but those three will have asterisks next to their names like Barry Bonds’ home run record.
@ ChiChi, that was a homage to Martin Lawrence!