Today I learned that I know a grown man with an ankle tattoo. The guilty party was wearing loafers with no socks on, so this GROSS violation of #ManLaw was in plain sight, visible to the entire world. My first thought upon noticing the sockless style travesty was “Damn. I had no idea that he’s a punk ass bitch.”
I know it’s wrong to make snap judgments about people, especially ones who are otherwise cool individuals. However, tattoo placement and selection says a lot about a man. Nothing says “douchebag follower” like a tribal band around a man’s arm. On the other hand, nothing says “I’ve committed a felony” like a set of do-it-yourself jailhouse tatts, especially of the teardrop variety on a person’s face.
Once again, I must preach the gospel of masculinity to the congregation. Gentlemen, I need you to pull out your Holy Book of Hoe Hate, and turn to the Book of Archbishop Don Magic Juan, chapter 11, verse 5.
Thou shalt not get tattoos in feminine areas. This is to include the lower back(tramp stamp), ankle, thigh or butt-cheek. All other tattoos in non-standard areas are subject to random ridicule if they are stupid enough. Chuuuuuuuch.
There you have it, people! Although there is a “bad teenage decision” loophole that can be applied to certain stupid tattoos. I have a little ass tiger behind my left shoulder, jumping out for no apparent reason, scaring absolutely no one. I got it because, well…I wanted a tattoo and I had the money to pay for it! I should have put more thought into it, since it’s kind of silly, but as far as stupid tattoos go, mine isn’t that bad. It’s not like the makeshift anklet main man was sporting earlier today!
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LLS @ your lil ass tiger jumping out for no apparent reason LOL
oh yeah if you are gonna get inked please let it be something unique to who you are as an individual and your life path and not your name LOL
Misplaced man tats WACK and suspect…
I could go on and on..
ok – mad that I was still left wondering what your co-worker’s ankle tat was….ok yea, im that nosey. lol
u kno the bishop is the only man who can violate manlaw and wear multi bright colored clothing lol
Just came back to your site and realized how freakin funny this picture was!!
Actually, I think it’s kinda hot if done in a unique (and manly) way. Maybe something more masculine looking like the Ouroboros perhaps?
I’ve seen quite a lot of girls with beautiful feet/ankles (which kinda goes without saying) and, a few guys too (though in far lesser numbers) I say if you got a part you wanna show off,then go for it.