It’s not often that you see all that’s good and bad about society in the same week of viral videos. I’d dare to say that 85% of the time, these clips tend to be somewhere in between “this is absolutely crazy” to “the Apocalypse is surely near.” However, the internet received a nice balance of yin and yang when you compare the now-infamous McNugget Drive-Thru Assault and the young man performing 10 Things I Want To Say To A Black Woman.
Let’s begin with Psycho McNugget…
I love how the woman’s redneck friend tries to defend this woman’s violent rage over not being able to get some Chicken McNuggets at 6:30 in the morning. She’s like “Well, it was New Years and she was drinking, and the moon and sun aligned the right way, plus that McDonalds only hires evil fat bitches etc, etc…” It’s totally ridiculous. There is no way to defend what that idiot did. She’s just lucky that she did not fly off the handle at the wrong McDonalds; one with angry employees looking for a fight!
When I was at Hampton University we had a McDonalds which we nicknamed “Black Mac” because there was ALWAYS some kind of hood drama taking place. Every. Single. Day. If this chick had swung on a Black Mac employee, she might have gotten pistol-whipped, dragged into the kitchen and scalded with hot french fry grease. Hell, I personally know someone who on his first day as a Burger King worker lost it when a customer talked slick as he was walking away. My friend got on the little fast-food intercom mic and said “WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! I’LL COME AROUND THIS COUNTER AND F*CK YOU UP, BITCH!” Needless to say, he put the fear of God in that customer, and it was the end of his Burger King career. Grand Opening. Grand Closing.
Luckily, there are people in this world with respect and love for others. That’s where this next clip comes in.
10 Things I Want To Say To A Black Woman made me want to call every woman who has ever sacrificed anything for me and tell them “Thank you.” Then it made me want to call half the women I’ve ever dated and be like “I’m sorry.”
Seriously though, I’ve been Mr Super-Gentleman ever since watching this. I’m going out of my way to hold doors for ladies, literally speeding up to beat them to the door so I can keep it open. Then, I go so far as to resist my urge to look down and see what type of backside they’re working with as they pass through. All jokes aside, It’s really refreshing to see a clip like this gaining popularity, since there are so many negative images and messages out there directed towards black women.
One bonus bit of inspiration comes from the instant YouTube classic clip featuring Antoine Dodson and his “They raping everybody out here” rant. As funny as it is, you have to give the man credit. Never in the history of the World has one man managed to appear to be such a hero and such a bitch-ass n*gga in one fell swoop! I take my hat off to Antoine(or in his case, headscarf) because he was man enough to rescue his sister. He can be as over-the-top as he wants, because he earned it!
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That McDonalds video is crazy! And did your friend really get on the lil mic and call someone out and say they’d F em up? I died laughing…
And I’m sorry, I appreciate the guy who is saying all these nice things about black women, but I couldn’t finish the video cause he had a lisp that was drivin me crazy. Womp.
True, he does need a Speech Pathologist in his life, but it’s the thought that counts! And yes, that actually happened. In Fredericksburg, VA of all places!
Not Fredericksburg!! LOL…
They loving what he’s saying, but I bet if he tried to holler, women wouldn’t dig him!
The sad thing is, you’re right. They’d look right past him at some flashier, disrespectful dude LOL
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