Me and My Ill-Fitting Britches

Ever notice that your outfit is f*cked up, AFTER you’ve left the house? Not a good feeling, is it? This morning, I put on a pair of khakis that I’ve never worn before, which have been in my closet for over a month. I was in a bit of a hurry to leave, so I threw them on with a blue polo and left for work. It wasn’t until I was walking downtown that I realized these khakis are way too baggy. They would be perfect if I were an extra in a Grand Puba video, circa 1992. In 2010 however, they make me look like an idiot.

Thankfully, the day is halfway over, so I only have to walk around looking like a preppy MC Hammer for a few more hours. From now on, I’m looking in the mirror before I walk out the door, even if I am in a hurry!

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4 Responses to “Me and My Ill-Fitting Britches”

  1. Rhonda 30. Aug, 2010 at 3:16 pm #

    I’d rather your pants be too big than too small… no one wants to see man junk at work. Such a distraction. :)

  2. Ol'Bubbleguts 30. Aug, 2010 at 8:06 pm #

    Best not had a company logo on the Polo.
    jus’ sayin 8)

    • ListenToLeon 30. Aug, 2010 at 11:58 pm #

      Hahaha nah man. It was a regular blue polo from Banana Republic. No “company man” shirt for me!

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