Young Berg stays getting his chain snatched! I just got through reading about some UK rapper posting a video of the giant Batman chain he relieved Young Berg of(the same one the random chick is attempting to deep-throat in the picture above). The story instantly made me remember Berg’s similarly gaudy Transformers chain, which was also taken from him and passed around more times than a blunt on Snoop Dogg’s tour van. I have come to three conclusions as a result of these incidents
- Apparently, Young Berg’s presence alone screams out “I am a bitch. ROB ME!“
- Young Berg learned nothing from the first chain incident.
- Young Berg has become the real life version of Red from Friday, talking ’bout “I’mma just tuck mine in…“
I know if someone took a very expensive, one-of-a-kind ugly ass chain from me, I’d either stop buying ugly-ass expensive one of a kind chains, of hire some armed security to protect my ugly-ass, ridiculous “look at me n*gga-spending up all my money” chain from other rappers. No way in HELL would it happen twice! Then again, I can’t really relate to the logic of having a jewel-encrusted Batman on my chest, so I’m probably the wrong person to comment about this. It’s a scientific fact that hoodrats love shiny shit, so maybe that’s why Young Berg repeatedly puts his life and dignity on the line with his necklace choices.
Young Berg, if you’re reading this, next time, you should buy a slightly smaller version of your next cartoon-influenced douchebag chain, like say, a diamond-studded Stewie Griffin. Then, take the leftover money and hire some ex green beret security guards, or be even more proactive and use it to buy more guns than T.I. Usually, I would not encourage rappers to carry guns, but obviously, you need one or two. I mean, you let a UK rapper get you for your shit. Someone with a tea-and-crumpets accent is wearing your chain right now, for the price of nothing! Just think about that for a second.
If none of the options from that last paragraph is appealing to you, then you know what else you could do? STOP WEARING BIG-ASS CHAINS! Hope this advice helps save you from any further embarrassment. Good day, sir.
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tea & crumpets accent??? SLAYED!!!!
I aim to please!
If a dude came up to me and said in a British accident “I’m gonna jack you for your chain. Give it up!” he’ll have an easy time taking it because I’ll be on the ground dying from laughter.
Seriously. It better have been Lennox Lewis himself. Otherwise, I have no respect for this dude!
ima tuck mine in *dead*
You call the bol red from friday…lol
I wondering how this man has any money left, what was his last hit…no pun intended
That’s a damn good question!
LOL! Alot of these mf’ers just stupid young. SMH.
maybe he thought batman would hop out the bushes with his “i talk like this so u dont think i’m bruce wayne” accent and save the evening?
he probably doesnt believe in the transformers anymore.
or maybe its easy to keep replacing his chains cuz they’re fugazi?
They have to be phony. That, or this guy is actually a financial guru and being a rap jackass is just his side job.
Lmao @ “Ima tuck mine in…” …classic.
But he is obviously is living off whatever checks he gets from the two hits he had out like 3 years ago. smh….he probably does shows in Portland, Maine. Or maybe he did what a lot of failed rappers do and moved to Amsterdam. lol Those aren’t even real diamonds…cloudy as a London sky. I don’t know why these dudes continually set themselves up for failure. But we need something to laugh at so I’m glad they do.