I still believe that Alvin Greene is at least a little bit mentally challenged. I know that’s like saying someone is “a little bit pregnant,” but I’m just saying…This is one strange guy. The only thing more puzzling than the man himself, is the question of how he won the Democratic primary in his Senate race in South Carolina. Either the G.O.P. pulled some kind of fast one, or the voters in that area must have ALL showed up to the polls high on something. When I first saw Alvin Greene, then heard about the charges levied against him, my first thought was “He looks like he’d do some shit like that. F*cking weirdo.”
So now that his trial for showing porn to a female student in the University of South Carolina’s library has started, Alvin Greene made a random courtroom outburst, claiming he’s going to be the next President of the United States. Here are his exact words:
“I’m the next president. I’ll be 35 … just before November, so I was born to be president. I’m the man. I’m the man. I’m the man. Greene’s the man. I’m the man. I’m the greatest person ever. I was born to be president. I’m the man, I’m the greatest individual ever.”
I could ask what the Hell is this guy smoking, but I don’t even think they make drugs this strong. Alvin Greene has some screws loose, and I DEMAND that someone order a psychiatric evaluation for him, THIS INSTANT! I never thought I’d say this, but as far as potential 2012 candidates go, Alvin Greene makes Sarah Palin look like Abraham Lincoln. I know that’s kind of like pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes, but I think as analogies go, it’s fairly accurate.
Hey! I just did an analogy of an analogy! I’m going to work my way up to attempting a quadruple entendre one of these days. If your head explodes from such a high level of wordsmith mastery, well, I’m sorry. I can’t help it if my lyricism is fatal!
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LOL!!!! Yeah he look a lil slow, SMH mofos is crazy!