The Reason Dr Claw Never Beat Inspector Gadget

…He was too busy farting around on the internet, just like the rest of you! I had to make this photoshopped Dr. Claw image for my Facebook page, in light of all the classic cartoon profile pictures that people have up this weekend. Penny and Brain would be proud!

Besides, I had a revelation when I saw one photo in particular. I now know where Nicki Minaj draws her style inspiration from:

I grew up with a little sister, so yes, occasionally I was forced to watch Jem and the Holograms. Conversely, she knows who Brutus The Barber Beefcake and Jake the Snake Roberts are, because I made her watch WWF wrestling so it all evens out.

To all of the Inspector Gadget scholars out there in cyberspace, I am aware of the fact that the real reason Dr. Claw never won is because he kept getting outsmarted by a little girl with a computer book and a dog. There is no need to chastize me for bastardizing that fact, since I do it in jest. If anyone out there really does take Inspector Gadget THAT SERIOUSLY, I’m going to need you to re-evaluate you life. On that note, I’m getting some food. Go-Go Gadget Hot Wings!

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10 Responses to “The Reason Dr Claw Never Beat Inspector Gadget”

  1. Belve 05. Dec, 2010 at 10:07 am #

    Wow.. I always hoped I wasn’t the only one forced to watch Jem & The Holograms. I never noticed the style match-up before..

  2. The Smoking Ace 06. Dec, 2010 at 11:15 am #

    LMAOOOOOOO!!!!! I am crying. I thought I was the only one forced to watch JEM.

    • ListenToLeon 13. Dec, 2010 at 6:40 pm #

      Nope, you are not alone…I feel your glittery pain.

  3. Allawishis 06. Dec, 2010 at 10:15 pm #

    the resemblance is remarkable…LOL
    Dr. Claw was on the internet and Penny had an iPAD.

  4. CurlyQ 09. Dec, 2010 at 6:09 pm #

    Ok… so should I be ashamed that I watched Jem cuz I wanted to? lol

    • ListenToLeon 13. Dec, 2010 at 6:41 pm #

      You were a little girl, so no, you have no reason to be ashamed.

  5. Dom 03. Jan, 2011 at 3:04 pm #

    Yea I only watched the first half of Jem because I needed to watch SOMETHING after G.I. Joe went off.

    • ListenToLeon 06. Jan, 2011 at 5:47 pm #

      Yeah, thanks to my sister, I had little-to-no say in the matter

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