Earlier today, there was a Twitter rumor allegedly started by CNN stating that Morgan Freeman died. I researched it, and found out that the rumor was false, as I suspected it might be. Morgan Freeman is the closest thing Black people have to Chuck Norris(aside from Billy Dee Williams, of course). He can’t die unless you defeat him in battle and cut his head off, almost like a Black Highlander. Yeah, I said it! Morgan Freeman is a Blilander! Therefore, the internet cannot kill him with a mere rumor. He scoffs at that sh*t!
Besides, neither Morgan Freeman nor James Earl Jones is allowed to die until one of them narrates my life story.
This also got me to wondering, “Has anyone ever seen a photo of Morgan Freeman when he was young?” I then remembered that even way back in the Electric Company days, Morgan Freeman still looked kind of old. Through my network of celebrity contacts, I discovered that a baby photo of Morgan Freeman actually does exist! Ladies and gentlemen, here is a photo of Morgan Freeman at 17 months old:
As you can see, he sort of had that Benjamin Button thing going on. Otherwise, he seems to have aged pretty well! Whatever the case, I’m glad to hear that Morgan Freeman is indeed alive and kicking. Now, let me finish writing my memoir so I can hurry up and get him to read it aloud!Tweet